Honestly, people, it's true. I was walking into town, a trip that normally takes me 20 minutes. I decided to test this out, so I started my stopwatch and started thinking gay thoughts. I have no idea what your standard homosexual thinks about, I'm just your normal straight white male. Just attempting to think gay made me walk into town 5 minutes faster.
I shared these results with my boyfriend when I got back from town, and he was amazed.
Can confirm. When the closet fairy tells you you're a homosexual, you get a welcome package and a 2-3x speed boost. Also it comes with a full closet of rainbow themed (but fashionable) clothing
Not to mention all the disco that's always going on in our heads. Just try getting anywhere with Donna Summer or Earth Wind and Fire stuck on a loop as an earworm
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Warped@kbin.social · 16 pts · 3y
Honestly, people, it's true. I was walking into town, a trip that normally takes me 20 minutes. I decided to test this out, so I started my stopwatch and started thinking gay thoughts. I have no idea what your standard homosexual thinks about, I'm just your normal straight white male. Just attempting to think gay made me walk into town 5 minutes faster.
I shared these results with my boyfriend when I got back from town, and he was amazed.
slick@beehaw.org · 4 pts · 3y
Why was google maps was showing this? Could I get some context?
raresbears@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 3y
I don't think they did, it's a meme about gay people walking quickly
argv_minus_one@beehaw.org · 3 pts · 3y
omfg rainbow speed op valv pls nerf
mrarcher_@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 3y
Can confirm. When the closet fairy tells you you're a homosexual, you get a welcome package and a 2-3x speed boost. Also it comes with a full closet of rainbow themed (but fashionable) clothing
PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 3y
Ok i knew red make wuns go fasta, but 100% is a really huge discovery.
pushka@beehaw.org · 1 pts · 3y
That's coz in our head is just
"Superstar , where u from , how's it going , womaniser,womaniser you're a womaniser ~~ "
Can't walk slow !
Source https://youtu.be/ExRy2xBKNF4
Source extended https://youtu.be/OOOcJGar2zI
Cube6392@beehaw.org · 2 pts · 3y
Not to mention all the disco that's always going on in our heads. Just try getting anywhere with Donna Summer or Earth Wind and Fire stuck on a loop as an earworm