He talks about wanting to bang his daughter often enough that she's earned the first lady spot. His second wife is himself, and Melania is third, as she is merely his KGB handler. Just remember, do not suggest Melania was ever a prostitute Trump hired, or you will be sued. Final warning. She came to the US on a "extraordinary genius" visa after all.
12 Comments
shalafi@lemmy.world · 79 pts · 1y
Kaepernick's protest was the compromise. The time for compromise is fucking over.
barnaclebutt@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y
Can somebody please explain 3rd lady?
Asafum@feddit.nl · 50 pts · 1y
I think she's his 3rd wife so he's mixing first lady with his divorces
bananabread@lemmy.zip · 34 pts · 1y
I thought Elon is the first lady.
MegaUltraChicken@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
Couch fucker being the second.
kreskin@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Man I keep forgetting tha Vance even exists and lemmy keeps reminding me. We need to stop that.
takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y
He is so full of shit, he needed 2 more assholes.
supercriticalcheese@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Elon is an ex wife, not sure what ranking he had thought
kreskin@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y
He talks about wanting to bang his daughter often enough that she's earned the first lady spot. His second wife is himself, and Melania is third, as she is merely his KGB handler. Just remember, do not suggest Melania was ever a prostitute Trump hired, or you will be sued. Final warning. She came to the US on a "extraordinary genius" visa after all.
She's clearly mad smart.
miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 27 pts · 1y
ignotum@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
What do you mean he can't? He's a rich man in america, if he want's to rape children he can just do so
floo@retrolemmy.com · -38 pts · 1y
bacon_pdp@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 1y
floo@retrolemmy.com · -21 pts · 1y
Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y
I wonder if there's an equivalent to r/ihadastroke on Lemmy