I keep saying that, but you know what else is an "obstacle to investigations"? Door locks. And window blinds. And envelopes that don't let you read the letters inside. And clothes - you can hide a bomb under them!
We should definitely all get ankle bracelets that will constantly transmit our location and record audio/video of everything we do so that we're not an obstacle to any investigations... How else would benevolent agencies like Europol keep us (AND OUR CHILDREN!!!) safe?
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doctortofu@reddthat.com · 19 pts · 1y
I keep saying that, but you know what else is an "obstacle to investigations"? Door locks. And window blinds. And envelopes that don't let you read the letters inside. And clothes - you can hide a bomb under them!
We should definitely all get ankle bracelets that will constantly transmit our location and record audio/video of everything we do so that we're not an obstacle to any investigations... How else would benevolent agencies like Europol keep us (AND OUR CHILDREN!!!) safe?
Geodad@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y
Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe · 6 pts · 1y
Donut shop, ouch. Haha
masquenox@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 1y
Fuck Europig.
qweertz@programming.dev · 5 pts · 1y
The Brussels and German bureaucracy just love suspecting their whole population of either being terrorists or child molesters....
sunzu2@thebrainbin.org · 4 pts · 1y
omgboom@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y