Tools for Humanity, which was founded six years ago with the lofty goal of providing a universal basic income to the world by offering them cryptocurrency called Worldcoin in exchange for scanning their eyeballs with an Orb.
Oh, I'm sure this will be met with open arms by all the users. After all, certainly its only purpose is to protect the children. You DO want to protect children, right?
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FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 1y
Is there a reddit post on this? I'd like to see what the users there think.
Edit: I found a few posts. My favorite comment: "If they did this they would cut out 8% of users since reddit is mostly bots."
aramis87@fedia.io · 23 pts · 1y
Yeah, no thanks.
zarathustra0@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y
This should be in c/nottheonion.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
Oh, I'm sure this will be met with open arms by all the users. After all, certainly its only purpose is to protect the children. You DO want to protect children, right?
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 1y
I want to give them drugs and alcohol.
jimrob4@midwest.social · 13 pts · 1y
Just when you think that site can't get any more enshittified
halfapage@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
magic_lobster_party@fedia.io · 7 pts · 1y
I welcome the next Reddit exodus
MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Data scraping ratfucks.
RaoulDook@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
They can eat a pile of shit, I never even used a real email account to sign up
aramis87@fedia.io · 6 pts · 1y
Lol, my accounts were before emails were required.
2fm@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Nope nope nope nope.
catty@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
And here's me looking twice wondering why it doesn't say "TheOnion"
MemmingenFan923@feddit.org · 3 pts · 1y
They can #@€!%#s!@ ...
bishoponarope@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Place phone camera to eye and bink your compliance
SalamenceFury@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Well now I don't feel bad about getting banned there anymore!
frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io · 3 pts · 1y
Just curious, do the eyeball scans require living tissue? What if you lose an eye or get surgery like cornea replacement done?
TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 277d
cue Nelson: Ha! Ha!