c/onehundredninetysix · by toomanypancakes@lemmy.world · 1yThe trick is not to rule 278 points · 10 comments · view on lemmy.world
10 Comments
Flamekebab@piefed.social · 10 pts · 1y
Don't anthropomorphise your onions - they don't like it.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Typical heartless vegan.
Vegetables are people too and they should be treated as such.
toomanypancakes@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
That's why I've converted to ultra breatharian. I live entirely off kitten giggles and unicorn farts.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Like that nutter Russian Barbie?
toomanypancakes@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
I don't know the reference, so exactly like that!
grte@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1y
Contact lenses make you basically impervious to onions unless you're chopping them in a totally unventilated space. To take a joke seriously.
Lucky_777@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
100% true. I've cut so many onions in contacts its amazing. One morning I was cutting onions in my glasses....I thought I was going to die lol.
Winter_Oven@piefed.social · 3 pts · 1y
You can't stop me from loving you, @toomanypancakes@lemmy.world.
I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
It’s actually to not breathe through your nose.
Fizz@lemmy.nz · 2 pts · 1y
Anyone else keep swim goggles in the kitchen to deal with this?