The trick is not to rule

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Flamekebab@piefed.social · 10 pts · 1y

Don't anthropomorphise your onions - they don't like it.

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Typical heartless vegan.

Vegetables are people too and they should be treated as such.

toomanypancakes@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (2 replies)

That's why I've converted to ultra breatharian. I live entirely off kitten giggles and unicorn farts.

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Like that nutter Russian Barbie?

toomanypancakes@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

I don't know the reference, so exactly like that!

grte@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Contact lenses make you basically impervious to onions unless you're chopping them in a totally unventilated space. To take a joke seriously.

Lucky_777@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

100% true. I've cut so many onions in contacts its amazing. One morning I was cutting onions in my glasses....I thought I was going to die lol.

Winter_Oven@piefed.social · 3 pts · 1y

You can't stop me from loving you, @toomanypancakes@lemmy.world.

I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

It’s actually to not breathe through your nose.

Fizz@lemmy.nz · 2 pts · 1y

Anyone else keep swim goggles in the kitchen to deal with this?