The B2 saw its shadow which means another 20 years of war in the middle east

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Botzo@lemmy.world · 73 pts · 1y

ideonek@piefed.social · 37 pts · 1y

Man, this is a high-quality joke... why am I crying?

slaacaa@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 1y

LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y

Things I shouldn't be laughing at for 200 Alex

demizerone@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I think a 20 year war with the whole world would end usa.

outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1y

Silver lining.

xeekei@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 1y (5 replies)

I'm ootl on this joke. 🙁

EDIT: Yes, the groundhog story. I get it now.

MattTheProgrammer@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y (4 replies)
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xeekei@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Ok, I knew about that, but I thought the shadow thing referenced something more historic.

Coreidan@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

It’s a joke. It follows the groundhog story. The groundhog sees its shadow and it means we have 6 more weeks of winter. It’s just a dumb thing but this joke is based on that.

OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 1y

The shadow thing refers to a North American tradition:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groundhog_Day

Groundhog Day is a tradition observed regionally in the United States and Canada on February 2 of every year. It derives from the Pennsylvania Dutch superstition that if a groundhog emerges from its burrow on this day and sees its shadow, it will retreat to its den and winter will go on for six more weeks; if it does not see its shadow, spring will arrive early.

wieson@feddit.org · 3 pts · 1y

USA tradition, if the groundhog sees it's shadow, there will be X more weeks of winter.

altphoto@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 1y

Sadly, not many people get to be in their 90's. We'll just have to remember this orange turd as the biggest idiot ever.

ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org · 3 pts · 1y

The result entirely depends on who's reliving that day until they have its best possible outcome. Watch Edge of Tomorrow for a documentary of how that happens.

reddit_sux@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (2 replies)

So America gets its next war

aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 1y (1 reply)
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outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1y

If we can undermine ukraine enough, america will be The Biggest Loser!

SpicyLizards@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 1y

Ha... deep sigh...