The accenture consultant told the CIO it's top right in the Gartner quadrant... It must be the right solution
Now if you can excuse me, I am invited in the 50th workshop to explain us how they'll fill the excel sheets in the new agile framework they are selling us for the project. Money well spent!
I once wrote an interpreter for a subset of the java bytecode in python. The jvm being a stack machine allowed me to store its state in IPFS and reference past states by their hash, i.e. you get a blockchain of execution states. It worked for a hello world program and was slow as fuck.
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symcal@lemmy.world · 100 pts · 3y
While we are at it, let's make sure they also run Electron since so many companies use it.
nicoweio@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 3y
All CPUs are Electron-based, if you think about it.
Zeth0s@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 3y
The accenture consultant told the CIO it's top right in the Gartner quadrant... It must be the right solution
Now if you can excuse me, I am invited in the 50th workshop to explain us how they'll fill the excel sheets in the new agile framework they are selling us for the project. Money well spent!
meat_popsicle@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 3y
“It’s a magic square. Magic! How could it ever go wrong!”
Ramie@programming.dev · 2 pts · 3y
Ugh, your Gartner quadrant gave me flashbacks to past jobs and I just want to die now.
Zeth0s@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
I see you are not a leader... What a shame /s
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 66 pts · 3y
blockchain for state management, TRULY speculative execution.
skilltheamps@feddit.de · 27 pts · 3y
I once wrote an interpreter for a subset of the java bytecode in python. The jvm being a stack machine allowed me to store its state in IPFS and reference past states by their hash, i.e. you get a blockchain of execution states. It worked for a hello world program and was slow as fuck.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 15 pts · 3y
I am terrified and aroused
Beanie@programming.dev · 4 pts · 3y
I'm only terrified
starman@programming.dev · 14 pts · 3y
And AI for arithmetic operations. That's so brilliant. I think we have a great idea for startup.
morrowind@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 3y
Holy shit, this guy is living in the future
eltimablo@kbin.social · 4 pts · 3y
You're responsible for cleaning up all this vomit I made just now.
blomkalsgratin@aussie.zone · 10 pts · 3y
But is it web scale?
tja@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 3y
For webscale you might want to use mongodb
Edit: oh shit. This is old.
blomkalsgratin@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 3y
Does it require a lot of configuration though? Does it work?
yum13241@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 3y
Speculative haxecution.
UFODivebomb@programming.dev · 7 pts · 3y
You joke but transactional memory in CPUs is a thing ;)
dudewitbow@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 3y
I couldnt even imagine trying to port any non assembly language to circuits in verilog.
hardware26@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 3y
nsfw936421@lemmynsfw.com · 5 pts · 3y
This has to be a joke right?
tja@sh.itjust.works · 27 pts · 3y
No, jokes on the internet are illegal because nobody recognizes them as jokes
morphballganon@lemmynsfw.com · 5 pts · 3y
No, clearly a community called programmer_humor is about serious things