They will never ask again

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WtfEvenIsExistence@reddthat.com · 19 pts · 2y (2 replies)
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ArcticLynx@feddit.de · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

don't care I don't have to look at their ugly kids anymore

thefartographer@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y

You could just use that line. "What would it take for you to never show me your ugly kids again?"

bitKraken@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y

„how much does he weight? ah, I see“ checking notes „yeah, that aint enough for my recipe. thanks anyway“

orivar@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 2y

Try licking your lips, you won't have to bother looking for as long.

Rusty@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Ricky Gervais had a similar joke https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vYtdnBiCbqY

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newIdentity@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y

That's pretty much exactly the same joke