c/dadjokes · by Quicky@piefed.social · 1yWhat’s the most common owl in the world? The teat-owl. 31 points · 10 comments · view on lemmy.world
10 Comments
dhork@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
No, it's the Superb Owl
Quicky@piefed.social · 11 pts · 1y
That’s a Murican-specific breed which you don’t find in the free world.
sirico@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 1y
don't you mean /c/superbowl@lemmy.world
supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 1y
the v-owel
Quicky@piefed.social · 4 pts · 1y
I guess you could have b-owel as well, but I like “teat” since that’s an actual thing.
I’d usually just say “the teat” and let the lucky recipient of the joke build the full punchline themselves.
KittenBiscuits@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
Omg, the joke just landed. I was wondering what the eff a teat owl was until I finally said it out loud.
Quicky@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Quicky@piefed.social · 1 pts · 1y
Haha, yeah that’s why I didn’t leave it as just “the teat” when writing it down. One of those that’s better when audible.
cjoll4@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
I still don't get it...
rothaine@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
Tea towel
cjoll4@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Ah, thanks. I had to look it up. I think my folks just call them hand towels
latexgamble@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Diddlydee@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 1y