Hem of his shirt pulled all the way up to his chin with his elbows splayed, arching his back to make sure all the peepee doesn't dribble onto his pants again.
When he's done, penguin-walks his bare ass to the sink and asks someone else walking in to put the soap on his hand and press the water.
Finishes up with an intense fascination with the hand dryer that's almost impossible to understand. Goes back to his family wiping his runny nose on his barely-washed hands.
I was at a legit shakespearean theater a few months back where everyone was dressed up for the show. This sharp looking older gentleman came to use the urinal next to me, I would have guessed he was sophisticated and well mannered from his appearance and general aura. He pulled his pants and underwear all the way down, held his shirt up with both hands, and stuck his hips as far into the urinal as he could.
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thefartographer@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 1y
Hem of his shirt pulled all the way up to his chin with his elbows splayed, arching his back to make sure all the peepee doesn't dribble onto his pants again.
When he's done, penguin-walks his bare ass to the sink and asks someone else walking in to put the soap on his hand and press the water.
Finishes up with an intense fascination with the hand dryer that's almost impossible to understand. Goes back to his family wiping his runny nose on his barely-washed hands.
MeatPilot@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
I applaud you sir. I pictured every line of this perfectly in my mind and had a genuine chuckle.
tobis@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y
I was at a legit shakespearean theater a few months back where everyone was dressed up for the show. This sharp looking older gentleman came to use the urinal next to me, I would have guessed he was sophisticated and well mannered from his appearance and general aura. He pulled his pants and underwear all the way down, held his shirt up with both hands, and stuck his hips as far into the urinal as he could.
It’s never the ones you suspect.
thefartographer@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y
Your comment made me laugh way harder than my comment did. I'm still laughing right now.