Jeff Bezos alters Venice wedding plans after threat of inflatable crocodiles
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2025/jun/24/jeff-bezos-lauren-sanchez-change-wedding-reception-location-in-venice-after-threatened-protest
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latexgamble@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 1y
Dasus@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y
Especially since they weren't allowed to buy infowars.com despite winning the bid if I understood correctly
DrFistington@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 1y
His wife looks like a fucking burn victim with all that shitty plastic surgery
Frozengyro@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 1y
It really is bad. I wish people didn't feel the need to do this to themselves.
Apocalypteroid@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
She looks like something out of an Aphex Twin video
SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
Come to Daddy
ieatpwns@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
His wife looks like she’s from a 1-star alphabet soup storefront on Amazon
kelseybcool@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
I know what you meant but I'm still imagining an Amazon seller specializing in selling alphabet soup.
Agent641@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Ironically, she's probably completely fireproof now.
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y
She looks like AI, AI from 4 years ago when hands and people in the background were mutants.
Corngood@lemmy.ml · 26 pts · 1y
This has to be one of the all-time great headlines.
3aqn5k6ryk@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y
KnitWit@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
I apologize for what is in essence an attack on someone’s look, but- Joker when he had the face stapled back on. I’ve always had a half-formed reference in my head when I see her, and that picture made it click. Separate but similar note, the billionaire club really does seem to have been influenced by the manosphere, or at least the steroids aspect of it. Personally, I don’t understand the squared out look, but they all seem to be pushing towards it. Like walking cybertrucks.
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 1y
He prefers to be the only scaly inflatable getting blown.
Dasus@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Such a 2025 headline.
Late state dystopian capitalism is so rad, y'all