c/theonion · by negativenull@lemmy.world · 1yBezos Wedding Guests Given Monogrammed Plastic Bottles To Urinate In During Ceremony https://theonion.com/bezos-wedding-guests-given-monogrammed-plastic-bottles-to-urinate-in-during-ceremony/560 points · 13 comments · view on lemmy.world
13 Comments
danciestlobster@lemmy.zip · 32 pts · 1y
I sooooo wish this were true. Quality protest strategy
BubblyRomeo@kbin.earth · 10 pts · 1y
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
I fucking bought it right up to the end.
griff@lemmings.world · 9 pts · 1y
Hey THEY’RE COMPLETELY RECYCLABLE!!!
rockerface@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 1y
The guests? I should hope so
griff@lemmings.world · 3 pts · 1y
Compost is beautiful
rockerface@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y
It's the shit
FerretyFever0@fedia.io · 7 pts · 1y
Ain't that courteous of him? I hope I can buy one off Ebay as an heirloom!
fckreddit@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 1y
That was so generous of Bezos to invite Amazon-contracted delivery drivers to his wedding.
ToastedRavioli@midwest.social · 5 pts · 1y
Is it like flying first class where the richer people get glass instead of plastic?
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 1y
On the warehouse floor it’s plastic bottles. At the bezos wedding they piss in crystal champagne flutes.
Shame P Diddy couldn’t make it.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y
This one got an actual chuckle under my breath.
supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 1y
Two Billionaires Thousands Of Piss Bottles > Two Girls One Cup
namingthingsiseasy@programming.dev · 3 pts · 1y
He's clearly letting his guests know that they mean as much to him as his employees.