Bezos Wedding Guests Given Monogrammed Plastic Bottles To Urinate In During Ceremony

https://theonion.com/bezos-wedding-guests-given-monogrammed-plastic-bottles-to-urinate-in-during-ceremony/

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danciestlobster@lemmy.zip · 32 pts · 1y

I sooooo wish this were true. Quality protest strategy

BubblyRomeo@kbin.earth · 10 pts · 1y
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aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

I fucking bought it right up to the end.

griff@lemmings.world · 9 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Hey THEY’RE COMPLETELY RECYCLABLE!!!

rockerface@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 1y (2 replies)

The guests? I should hope so

griff@lemmings.world · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Compost is beautiful

rockerface@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y

It's the shit

FerretyFever0@fedia.io · 7 pts · 1y

Ain't that courteous of him? I hope I can buy one off Ebay as an heirloom!

fckreddit@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 1y

That was so generous of Bezos to invite Amazon-contracted delivery drivers to his wedding.

ToastedRavioli@midwest.social · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Is it like flying first class where the richer people get glass instead of plastic?

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 1y

On the warehouse floor it’s plastic bottles. At the bezos wedding they piss in crystal champagne flutes.

Shame P Diddy couldn’t make it.

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y

This one got an actual chuckle under my breath.

supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 1y

Two Billionaires Thousands Of Piss Bottles > Two Girls One Cup

namingthingsiseasy@programming.dev · 3 pts · 1y

He's clearly letting his guests know that they mean as much to him as his employees.