Won't catch me

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17 Comments

jono@aussie.zone · 35 pts · 2y (6 replies)

I bet someone will think this is true!

glowie@infosec.pub · 21 pts · 2y (3 replies)

But the internet said it was true mate

TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works · 27 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Internet spokesperson here. That picture is actually antifa propaganda for cutting off men's tiny rubbery penises in order to achieve the leftist agenda.

Blimp7990@reddthat.com · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y

Same thing!

TheLobotomist@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

What?! Is this fake? Did I just fuck up my car for no reason?

glowie@infosec.pub · 7 pts · 2y

Spooks can't chase you if there's never a chase

WtfEvenIsExistence@reddthat.com · 30 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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0oWow@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Well, oil-cooled computers are a thing lol.

pizzaiolo@slrpnk.net · 15 pts · 2y (8 replies)

Looks like a lil dick sticking out of the wheel

itsmistermoon@feddit.cl · 19 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Fellas, is it gay to drive a car? I mean, you're basically riding four tiny dicks every time you jump into a car.

roon@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 2y

Imagine the stick shifters

artisanrox@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y

yes, and it's not only if you're driving a $1000gas/month, triple-wide extended club cab Ford 78500-50 with a 9' front end and raised tires.

FederatedSaint@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y

I thought it looked familiar.

TimeSquirrel@kbin.social · 7 pts · 2y (2 replies)

So are you giving them a blowjob every time you pump them up?

DarkMessiah@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Nah, you’re playing to their inflation fetish.

itsmistermoon@feddit.cl · 2 pts · 2y

Bruh 💀

Default_Defect@midwest.social · 3 pts · 2y

You mean average sized?

spagnod@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
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ihavenopeopleskills@kbin.social · -1 pts · 2y

All the more reason to get run-flats. Spike strips can't stop them.