c/lemmyshitpost · by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 1yGoals 904 points · 36 comments · view on lemmy.world
36 Comments
eager_eagle@lemmy.world · 79 pts · 1y
features promoted to investors vs what ends up in the product
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 32 pts · 1y
That's consulting 101 baby
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
shout out to the hired guns
RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz · 60 pts · 1y
Look at moneybags here, who can afford their own carpet
pineapplelover@lemm.ee · 25 pts · 1y
Who said their own? They're still paying it off in installments
then_three_more@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Exactly. Buying a carpet implies they've already bought somewhere to fit the carpet
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 1y
Sometimes the carpet is included. No extra charge.
then_three_more@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Serious money bags. Not only have they bought somewhere, they're redecorating it and getting rid of the carpet the old owner left!
zelahdieliekeis@piefed.blahaj.zone · 47 pts · 1y
But you saved 10 000 by not buying a car!!
nialv7@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 1y
Then I saved like a billion by not building a space station, or something.
jim3692@discuss.online · 6 pts · 1y
Last year I wasted 1.3 bln, by accidentally starting the construction of a dyson sphere
nialv7@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Only 1.3 bln?! What a steal.
myotheraccount@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
1.3bln space stations, i presume
fungalfelidae5@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
i accidentally blew all my sanity on some incomprehensible geometry :/
lmuel@sopuli.xyz · 20 pts · 1y
Save 10000 of what? Dead skin cells? Bacteria from being killed?
atlien51@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y
If Alex buys 10,000 apples and Anna gives him 5,000 more, how many apples does Alex have now
UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y
Such a self-report Mrs. Johnson
Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
doll hairs
underscores@lemmy.zip · 13 pts · 1y
that's an interesting keyboard key map
paranoia@feddit.dk · 3 pts · 1y
just normal Arabic?
explodicle@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
Do they normally include Latin characters like this?
paranoia@feddit.dk · 4 pts · 1y
Yes, its pretty rare to see any keyboard without at least latin letters
Prunebutt@slrpnk.net · 9 pts · 1y
The carpet really put the room together.
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 1y
Obviously, you’re not a golfer.
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Holy cow I almost puked.
5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 14 pts · 1y
Onto the cow?
tja@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 1y
On the carpet
5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 1y
Live
kautau@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
mind your own business
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 1y
Plot twist: the cow is the carpet.
5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y
Obnomus@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 1y
😭
PunnyName@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Better than me!
atlien51@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
I thought the first one said buy a cape 💀
drmoose@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Why don't all adults have capes. I mean we're adults and its only like 100 bucks. It's there.
explodicle@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
Buy a carp
umbrella@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 1y