I dont even know where my shit is.

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I know where mine is. Constipation is no joke

Pudutr0n@feddit.cl · 6 pts · 1y (2 replies)

She would think someone stole my identity.

sundray@lemmus.org · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

“All right, Mx. Pudutr0n, I just need your last name.”

“I don’t know.”

I'm sure I have it written down somewhere.

docd@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Getting my shit together? You can't eat that.

Get your poop in a pile summer.

That advertisement had no effect on me whatsoever.

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