Kinda reads like poetry

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Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Kinda looks like Mcconaughey

Not at all, but I do get McConaughey vibes

Who do i call when it stays hard for more than 4 hours?

So grab life by the balls and work the shaft until it’s ready to explode.

So life is hardest just before you wake up? And then before bed?

Oh sure, but when it’s hard for longer than four hours I’m “making a scene” and he’s “not that kind of doctor.”

Life is like a penis. If it’s hard for more than 4 hours, go to emergency.

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Where can I buy this?