Why do some have the need to describe things in the oddest "measurements"? I understand that it makes it easier to imagine sometimes, but "half a" ... never mind, found someone who explains this much better than me: https://www.nationalreview.com/corner/for-want-of-a-half-giraffe/
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ech@lemmy.ca · 76 pts · 1y
Assume a spherical giraffe.
billwashere@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 1y
On a frictionless plane?
hoch@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
With no air resistance.
iii@mander.xyz · 36 pts · 1y
It's usually not the scientists that write shitty headlines like this 🫤
FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 19 pts · 1y
What do you mean. The Daily Mail Online is known to be one of the most rigorous publications!
oftheair@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y
Hah!
jonesey71@lemmus.org · 17 pts · 1y
In my mind half a giraffe is just a horse. Just say it is the size of a horse.
stebo02@sopuli.xyz · 11 pts · 1y
americans will use anything but metric
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 15 pts · 1y
Daily Mail is UK
TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 1y
Who do you think came up with the ridiculous units to begin with
BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 1y
How many bananas are we talking about here?
nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl · 5 pts · 1y
yes
FelixCress@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Enough to fit on a quarter of a small football pitch.
andyburke@fedia.io · 7 pts · 1y
A giraffe is a unit of mass....
original_reader@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 1y
Why do some have the need to describe things in the oddest "measurements"? I understand that it makes it easier to imagine sometimes, but "half a" ... never mind, found someone who explains this much better than me: https://www.nationalreview.com/corner/for-want-of-a-half-giraffe/
Thanks, Charles C. W. Cooke.
astrsk@fedia.io · 4 pts · 1y
That’s an easy one, down the middle.
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y
I'm guessing someone started with the banana metric and thought, "Now, bigger."
fartographer@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
The third half
TheBat@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
pimento64@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 1y
Halving always produces equal proportions
Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 1y
Only when halved along a line of symmetry.
A body cut in half at the waist, leaves you with two very different halves despite being the same length/height.
Cut in half along the spine though and you could have two equal, yet mirrored, halves.
With a long neck like a giraffe, half way down the length between the head+tail, one of those 'halves' is going to be much heavier/bulkier.
pimento64@sopuli.xyz · 0 pts · 1y
Then it isn't a half, because half is a term that has a specific meaning.