Giraffe

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ech@lemmy.ca · 76 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Assume a spherical giraffe.

billwashere@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 1y (1 reply)

On a frictionless plane?

hoch@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

With no air resistance.

iii@mander.xyz · 36 pts · 1y (2 replies)

It's usually not the scientists that write shitty headlines like this 🫤

FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 19 pts · 1y (1 reply)

What do you mean. The Daily Mail Online is known to be one of the most rigorous publications!

oftheair@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y

Hah!

jonesey71@lemmus.org · 17 pts · 1y

In my mind half a giraffe is just a horse. Just say it is the size of a horse.

stebo02@sopuli.xyz · 11 pts · 1y (2 replies)

americans will use anything but metric

HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 15 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Daily Mail is UK

TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 1y

Who do you think came up with the ridiculous units to begin with

BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 1y (2 replies)

How many bananas are we talking about here?

nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl · 5 pts · 1y

yes

FelixCress@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Enough to fit on a quarter of a small football pitch.

andyburke@fedia.io · 7 pts · 1y

A giraffe is a unit of mass....

original_reader@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 1y

Why do some have the need to describe things in the oddest "measurements"? I understand that it makes it easier to imagine sometimes, but "half a" ... never mind, found someone who explains this much better than me: https://www.nationalreview.com/corner/for-want-of-a-half-giraffe/

Thanks, Charles C. W. Cooke.

astrsk@fedia.io · 4 pts · 1y

That’s an easy one, down the middle.

otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y

I'm guessing someone started with the banana metric and thought, "Now, bigger."

fartographer@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

The third half

TheBat@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
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pimento64@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Halving always produces equal proportions

Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Only when halved along a line of symmetry.

A body cut in half at the waist, leaves you with two very different halves despite being the same length/height.

Cut in half along the spine though and you could have two equal, yet mirrored, halves.

With a long neck like a giraffe, half way down the length between the head+tail, one of those 'halves' is going to be much heavier/bulkier.

pimento64@sopuli.xyz · 0 pts · 1y

Then it isn't a half, because half is a term that has a specific meaning.