Yeah, nothing against Uma Thurman. It just seems like the stereotype of what a market analyst would come up with if asked to make a movie poster.
Actors are professionals, I don't blame them for working for Netflix. It's not like it's worse than the Weinstein company. I just wish the production companies of streaming platforms weren't so goddamn soulless.
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cabbage@piefed.social · 22 pts · 1y
Coming soon: Purple Kill Bill, only on Netflix™.
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
There's worse typecasts than badass katana lady, I suppose.
cabbage@piefed.social · 6 pts · 1y
Yeah, nothing against Uma Thurman. It just seems like the stereotype of what a market analyst would come up with if asked to make a movie poster.
Actors are professionals, I don't blame them for working for Netflix. It's not like it's worse than the Weinstein company. I just wish the production companies of streaming platforms weren't so goddamn soulless.
Bonus@piefed.social · 2 pts · 1y
Feels like walking through Blockbuster and seeing Sparta!!!! right after 300.
Coolkat@slrpnk.net · 21 pts · 1y
Netflix: No we have kill bill 3 at home
glimse@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y
If it wasn't her I'd probably write this off completely. What an uninspired poster!
errer@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
It’s pretty bad. Oversharpened photoslop, really lazy ass design that tells me nothing about what the movie is about.
glimse@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
It better be a movie about swords and dust
loutr@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y
She looks bored out of her mind lol, "c'mon Uma you can do this, think about the swimming pool this movie's gonna pay for..."
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y
Was there an The Old Guard 1? Never heard of it.
Steve@communick.news · 10 pts · 1y
Yes! I love it. Been eagerly waiting this one.
murmelade@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 1y
Great action flick! Being reminded of the fate of that drowning lady still sends shivers down my spine.
uhmbah@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 1y
The Old Guard
Walican132@lemmy.today · 9 pts · 1y
She went to the Final Fantasy school of belts.
IggyTheSmidge@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 1y
Twinned with the Wil Wheaton school of watches:
Walican132@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 1y
Then some fucked up toes.
Nasan@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 1y
Preschool maybe, look at all that head, arms and upper body that could be covered in belts.
Walican132@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 1y
She didn’t graduate. Ran out of scholar ship funds for buckles.
UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
She looks bad ass.
teejay@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Hey did she ever manage to blow out that lit match?
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1y
Old Guard 2: Big Toe Boogaloo
corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca · -1 pts · 1y
I love that she's specifically wielding a katana: it's like a big f-u to the movie where she got so injured due to ad-hoc stunts.
Loved Old Guard (1), and not just because Charlize is another force of nature like Uma.