c/196 · by gizmonicus@sh.itjust.works · 3ysimple trick rule 138 points · 8 comments · view on lemmy.world
8 Comments
Dynamo@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 3y
name_NULL111653@pawb.social · 4 pts · 3y
Did it work...?
DrWeevilJammer@lm.rdbt.no · 6 pts · 3y
Spicy Dijohnny, they call him now...
Dynamo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
ToxicHyena@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 3y
damn I wish I could just smear mustard on my ass and thigh in order to get dummy thicc. sigh guess I'll just have to settle for mustard induced, earth shattering orgasms that make my ears leak blood
DrWeevilJammer@lm.rdbt.no · 10 pts · 3y
9 out of 10 Ear Doctors recommend switching to baked beans on your ass if you experience ear blood during mustard orgasms
dipbeneaththelasers@kbin.social · 3 pts · 3y
My brain doesn't know how to parse this. BRB with more mustard.
ToxicHyena@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 3y
the blood from the ears is a feature, not a bug 😉
ciagovv@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 3y
Thats a nasty allergy
mjhrrs@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
I feel as though I am not represented. There is no one with mustard all over their body.