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c/parallelview · by gws@programming.dev · 1y

Take your pick

You may choose ONE thing in this picture to yell at me about, including but not limited to:

  • tea in an espresso cup
  • wireless charger is not a coaster
  • cable mess
37 points · 14 comments · view on lemmy.world

14 Comments

actionjbone@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y

Your leather wallet desperately needs a cleaning and conditioning, I can see the small beginnings of leather suedeing/thread fraying.

TragicNotCute@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

You need to dust.

Love your cup though, those double walled cups are the best.

ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

squints at equipment

Government issued? I recognize that budget dell gear anywhere.

gws@programming.dev · 3 pts · 1y

Yyyyep.

SkyezOpen@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Your cables give me anxiety, but only because mine are worse and I have yet to fix it.

LOLseas@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y (8 replies)

American power strip on the table. Drop it to the floor, there goes with it your spaghetti cables.

gws@programming.dev · 3 pts · 1y (7 replies)

But then I'd have floor spaghetti. My feet go down there.

LOLseas@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y (6 replies)

Buddeh, the sketti gotsa go. Toss 2 raw eggs down there, grate a mountain of Parmigianino Reggiano, make a clumpy mix of eggs and cheese, heat by furiously thrashing your feet around, add black pepper to taste- bam, Spaghetti alla Carbonara. You'll thank me later.

sprite0@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y (5 replies)
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LOLseas@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Ah. Forgot the guanciale. Thanks for reminding me.

sprite0@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
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gws@programming.dev · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Uncle Gordon said put peas in it.

LOLseas@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y

. . . are you just skipping WWIII and going to WWIV? Also don't trust anything non-British to Jamie Oliver, mkthanks.

Peas in carbonara..Blasphemous as milk/cream in Fettuccini Alfredo.

LOLseas@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y

Welp. It's settled. Spaghetti alla Carbonara with guanciale tonight. But bro's sketti gotsa go.

gws@programming.dev · 1 pts · 1y

That's just a two monitors power cord.

jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.works · 0 pts · 1y

the weird cable that splits in two