For all non europeans, please learn our updated political map. Thankyou NSFW

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RovingFox@infosec.pub · 42 pts · 2y (1 reply)

After one month of europa universalis.

BatrickPateman@feddit.de · 2 pts · 2y
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alcyoneous@midwest.social · 40 pts · 2y (2 replies)

This really hurts my brain

Akasazh@feddit.nl · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Yes this is weirdly confusing

UlfKirsten@feddit.de · 5 pts · 2y

But somehow extremely satisfying.

harl3k1n@feddit.de · 14 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I don't get it. Is this just random or is there any thought or intention behind the relocation of certain countries?

u202307011927@feddit.de · 5 pts · 2y

The space has to fit the countries. It's random.

superkret@feddit.de · 11 pts · 2y
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geissi@feddit.de · 11 pts · 2y

And on the 8th day @joomokarc said
"I thinks this would look better over here."

bad_alloc@feddit.de · 11 pts · 2y

Missed lots of opportunities for offense here:

  • Move Spain into Portugal, Spain becomes Andorra
  • Attach Portugal to any Eastern European country
  • Move all of Germany into Malloca, make the free land Austria with an Italy hat.
  • Mark northern Belgium as "Wallonia" and the south as "Flanders"
  • Make Greek islands Turkish
theKalash@feddit.ch · 10 pts · 2y (6 replies)

I'm not getting it.

u202307011927@feddit.de · 3 pts · 2y (5 replies)

It is a joke :)

Look at a geographical map, the real world looks different

theKalash@feddit.ch · 25 pts · 2y (4 replies)

I realised it's not a real map ...

But I thought there was maybe some reason behind why some countries where relocated and others weren't.

UlfKirsten@feddit.de · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

There's some reason. It's a horizontally flipped map of europe (except for Iceland, Spain and Portugal). The British Isles and Sardinia are scaled to resemble the rough layout of the "base" continent.

theKalash@feddit.ch · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

There’s some reason. It’s a horizontally flipped map of europe (except for Iceland, Spain and Portugal).

I agree. However I also got an reply from the creator of the map and he said it was just a joke. But there is more.

My hypothesis is, it's basically half assed. They tried to make a map of Europe, but inverted but didn't finish. Like why is Italy just plasterd over North Germany?

I think they tried something but couldn't be arsed to finish.

UlfKirsten@feddit.de · 2 pts · 2y

Yeah and France is bleeding out, but the western part is perfectly normal. The map doesn't hold up to scrutiny but I liked the little mindfuck and chuckle.

tbh I think the Italy part is kinda genius because it gives (at very first glance) the appearance of not only denmark, but a little bit of scandinavia is there. So there's not just "nothing" and the mind fills it out with scandinavia at first

u202307011927@feddit.de · -1 pts · 2y
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boredtortoise@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y

Russia trying to act like it's one of Europe

Kaerell_@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 2y

I'm pretty sure Portugal and Spain are reversed, otherwise it's a great map !

Katzastrophe@feddit.de · 7 pts · 2y (2 replies)

We were so close to perfection, if only you had landlocked us, but no, the curse of towels on lounge chairs will continue

u202307011927@feddit.de · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Say "let's play »guess the country«" without saying "let's play »guess the country«"

Katzastrophe@feddit.de · 5 pts · 2y

And here I thought the german towel shuffle was well known

But honestly, this map is really well done, at first glance it looks perfectly normal until one realises Italy has done a summersault into the north seas.

Congrats, you should be incredibly proud of this

Ccc@jlai.lu · 6 pts · 2y

Perfection

AccurstDemon@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 2y

Hhaahaha so clever, I've notice Iceland there!

SomeoneElse@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 2y

Sunscreen sales are about to go through the roof in the UK, Ireland, Finland, Sweden, Denmark and Norway.

heimchen@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 2y

🫠🫠🫠

Tulko@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y

Czechia and Slovakia still no sea. sad noises

Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 2y

This is so cursed 💀

Damage@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 2y

Giga-Sardinia

CIWS-30@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y

I don't get it, it all just looks like the "EU" or "Nato" to me, or whatever you're calling it now.

/S

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
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Paul_279@feddit.de · 1 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Where is Ireland? 🇨🇮

And Why is Crimea a Part of Russia and Not of Ukraine?🇺🇦⬜🟦⬜

themusicman@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Ireland is above UK

Paul_279@feddit.de · 1 pts · 2y

Oh, thanks, I don't saw it.