I always chose to let my brother cut. Then, even if they were perfect halves, I still laughed like a maniac and acted like one piece was clearly better.
Independent third party cuts, siblings blind vote. Two votes for the same piece => cutter adjusts to make that one smaller. Repeat until siblings vote for different pieces.
Ok, now try being the youngest of 6 when they all steal food off your plate. I eat like a speed champion. Also, i'm a girl so i had to put up with the "growing boy" one year older than me getting double my meat portion. He didn't even like meat and was a vegetarian by age 14. I have food issues.
I worked with a couple where the GF did that, bag of chips? No problem first separate by size them distribute between them she did that with everything bol of pasta of any kind ? same thing but she was a crazy bitch for more than just that.
20 Comments
cabbagee@sopuli.xyz · 50 pts · 3y
1 kid cuts, the other chooses. Keeps things fair.
lukzak@lemmy.ml · 27 pts · 3y
I always chose to let my brother cut. Then, even if they were perfect halves, I still laughed like a maniac and acted like one piece was clearly better.
VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf · 11 pts · 3y
My younger brother and I would have big arguments about whose turn it was to be the one to choose 😂
bitsplease@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 3y
Just goes to show - there is literally no way to keep siblings from arguing over nothing lol
VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf · 1 pts · 3y
Exactly 😄
themusicman@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Independent third party cuts, siblings blind vote. Two votes for the same piece => cutter adjusts to make that one smaller. Repeat until siblings vote for different pieces.
HubertManne@kbin.social · 3 pts · 3y
You split, I pick. This is the way.
riodoro1@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 3y
Shit, this one i didnt miss at all
scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech · 13 pts · 3y
Meme was great until that, then it became such a Facebook meme
amio@kbin.social · 9 pts · 3y
Attempted comedy homicide
nxfsi@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 3y
Rasterizing a vector image which itself has been vectorized from a photo, then adding more jpeg compression 😘👌
eatthecake@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y
Ok, now try being the youngest of 6 when they all steal food off your plate. I eat like a speed champion. Also, i'm a girl so i had to put up with the "growing boy" one year older than me getting double my meat portion. He didn't even like meat and was a vegetarian by age 14. I have food issues.
DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe · 1 pts · 3y
Did you demand his later uneaten meat portions in recompense?
If not, I know a frivolous case lawyer.
razrabotka@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 3y
My younger sister gets the bigger half, even if the difference between halves is practically zilch
Ubermeisters@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 3y
And that kids is How I Met Your Memer
BobVersionFour@kbin.social · 3 pts · 3y
I worked with a couple where the GF did that, bag of chips? No problem first separate by size them distribute between them she did that with everything bol of pasta of any kind ? same thing but she was a crazy bitch for more than just that.
DessertStorms@kbin.social · 3 pts · 3y
When you've had an abusive upbringing and don't realise it isn't normal for your parent to be doing this to you (over pretty much everything) 🙄🙄
BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 3y
?
wheeldawg@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 3y
You guys got to just spilt it in half? That's not even hard.
secret301@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 3y
Swear