'Cause COBOL might actually get you a job? Esoteric languages can't even do that, so you have to hate yourself worse than COBOL if you're going to learn brainfuck.

"Worse than COBOL." This is a terrifying concept. 😱

hglman@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y

Brainfuck is dead easy to learn, its incredibly hard to use.

SaintWacko@midwest.social · 21 pts · 2y

Do they really need to? It's sort of a cry for help on its own 😛

Nioxic@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 2y

My guess woild be.. only chatgpt can do it.

And honestly, thats good enough

MarkusMagMagenbrot@feddit.de · 61 pts · 2y

I did not notice which community this post is from for way too long.

Synctrex@feddit.de · 49 pts · 2y

How to kill child with fork?

TheBigMike@lemm.ee · 32 pts · 2y

I honestly forgot where this meme was posted and thought it was a really weird shitpost.

vrkr@programming.dev · 27 pts · 2y

ShrimpsIsBugs@programming.dev · 11 pts · 2y

The only thing she's mad about is that he wants to code in brainfuck

pseudo@jlai.lu · 4 pts · 2y

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milkjug@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Ah, the ol’ Brainfuck, aka the new PHP of 2034.

not_again@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

When to fork a child.

magic_lobster_party@kbin.social · 1 pts · 2y

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