It never misses

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AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 59 pts · 1y (1 reply)

“Zoidberg had hair?”

“I never said he had hair! If you chose to imagine him that way that’s your business!”

witchybitchy@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 1y (3 replies)

per the episode with the Hash-Slinging Slasher, when Squid gets spooked his hair grows out and it's a dark brown/black color. obvs the show is pretty inconsistent with its "lore" so it's ultimately whatever, but I think Squids hair in this pic is a wig or was dyed

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samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Not a wig, it fell out. Could be dyed, which must have made a huge mess since he lives underwater.

witchybitchy@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 1y

the wig coulda just fallen apart, no? just because it poofs away doesn't mean it was his real hair. besides, hair doesn't just do that, but a wig might imo

spankmonkey@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

sun bleached

son_named_bort@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y

It's partially funny when the flashback has a picture of the bald guy in the background.

RoquetteQueen@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 1y

It's so accurate though. My guy friend who went bald in high school had the best head of hair in middle school. Life is so unfair.

TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

Winston Payne energy. (Like Squidward, it's even funnier when the flashback shows them losing that hair in a single traumatic incident.)

tccpdi@lemmy.world · -3 pts · 1y

Someone that deleted their comment was like: we deserve to go extinct.

Just to reiterate, gringos that do this kind of shit do

SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org · -4 pts · 1y (2 replies)

You guys have a simple humor. Bet you laugh at farts too.

OmegaLemmy@discuss.online · 2 pts · 1y

Yup.

UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 1y

I dont trust people who don't.