Choose your starter pokemon! NSFW

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16 Comments

BeardedWarlock@lemmynsfw.com · 19 pts · 3y

Snorlax, I choose you!

deezcashews@lemmynsfw.com · 17 pts · 3y (1 reply)

2, that puss tho

i_simp_4_tedcruz@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 3y

Literally the only correct answer with the correct reasoning

morphballganon@lemmynsfw.com · 11 pts · 3y

Snorlax as a starter is OP, her all the way

Sullenchapter@lemmynsfw.com · 8 pts · 3y

Squirtle

ghost_in_the_code@lemmynsfw.com · 4 pts · 3y (1 reply)

I usually go with the water type but that snorlax is very tempting

trell1101@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 3y

Snorlax has the biggest... assets

bbnsfw2@lemmynsfw.com · 4 pts · 3y

3 fo sho!

Chill_Ninja@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

Squirtle

BoastfulDaedra@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 3y

Gotta catch 'em all!

Vampiric_Luma@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 3y

Charmander - scalding hot

Squirtle - all liquids are purified water

Bulbasaur - THE VULVA IS RAZOR SHARP

Snorlax - puss-lips are massive and blocking her vagina. Requires a flute serenade to move.

Bestet@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 3y

Gonna let that bulbasaur knock out my youngoose

mrgreyeyes@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 3y

Look at them smiling. They are so happy.

nsfw_alt_acc@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 3y

2 of course, with that camel toe

Scum@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 3y

Charmander

rich8n@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

Ill take Cameltootsie.