c/funhole · by pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 1yCUM #2 (Windows and Lenovo) 64 points · 21 comments · view on lemmy.world
21 Comments
xkbx@startrek.website · 18 pts · 1y
I hope you’re using a screen protector
pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org · 9 pts · 1y
Come again?
pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 9 pts · 1y
lcd orgasm is a lie
pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 1y
What's that silly joke people keep making about the trackpoint?
pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 1y
I know this jig. You just want me to say the word clitoris, I won't fall for it.
Zwrt@lemmy.sdf.org · 8 pts · 1y
Presumed fun fact:
Your phone makes a good snack plate in a pinch.
Naturally its full of germs from your hands, but its well known that germs from your hands will get into your mouth anyway. It beats a questionable surface that might be touched by other peoples hand.
FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 1y
OLED’s are a downgrade
cathfish@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Thank you for creating Microsoft porn content!
qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 1y
Thank you for creating tongue screen content!
pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 1y
My pleasure!
npe@leminal.space · 4 pts · 1y
lickable UI is definitely going to, er, come back as an advertising tagline for a model of sexbot
pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 1y
I'm going to sue them for so much money!
lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 1y
It's like going back into my Microsoft Loyalist Extremist phase I had as a teenager.
HelloRoot@lemy.lol · 4 pts · 1y
Why windows instead of linux?
pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 8 pts · 1y
Because they pay me to say it.
FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 1y
https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/comment/15318244
Arkhive@piefed.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1y
Yeah, you’d only catch me doing something like that to a machine running Linux, windows is a massive turn off tbh
pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 11 pts · 1y
Sorry, this is the year of the Windows Desktop.
Arkhive@piefed.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 1y
Soooo truuuuu 🤣
misk@piefed.social · 2 pts · 12d
Steve
JobsBallmerpmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 12d
I miss him so much! Thanks for engaging!