Ready for Hot Gronk Summer

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goddard_guryon@sopuli.xyz · 55 pts · 3y (7 replies)

More like "-20459 will be my year"

HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 3y (2 replies)

It's incredible they knew how long it'd be until Jesus was born that far in advance

Steeve@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 3y (1 reply)

They just looked at a calendar

Noodle07@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y

But not the maya one, it's all wonky

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Right. Didn't know cavemen lived around Jesus' time.

Nutteman@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 3y (1 reply)

You don't understand, he means his 7th year of life will be his year.

regular_human@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 3y

Midlife crisis

jopepa@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y

And “Hot Gronk Summer” this late into Ug-gust?

Son_of_dad@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 3y (1 reply)

At the height of the Roman Empire? Is this a Roman era Encino man reboot?

The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y

The Romans were into some weird cosplay. Don't judge.

hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 15 pts · 3y

Ah yes, my favorite caveman: Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus!

dodgy_bagel@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Are we talking about Gaius Publius Gronkculus Parthicus Maximus the Younger?

Selmafudd@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

No, his son, Gaius Publius Gronkculus Parthicus Maximus the Youngerer.

ryannathans@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

Man I thought whisper was dead