United States Armed Forces onboarding Grok

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chosensilence@pawb.social · 18 pts · 1y (4 replies)

right on track for the extinction timeline of 2027

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 1y

Emi@ani.social · 2 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Not 2077? Think it's gonna take a bit longer than 2 years or at least hope so rather never of course.

chosensilence@pawb.social · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)
MrMcGasion@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

20 thousand years of this, seven more to go.

- Bo Burnham, That Funny Feeling (written in 2020)

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 1y

they are already using palintir, might as well use nazi-grok.

Blade9732@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Maybe the Pentagon can insert it into NORAD. Then we could re name it to "War Operation Plan Response" or just whopper for short. *So sorry for the reference that only old people will get.

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 1y

But WOPR learned that there are no winners in a nuclear war. I fear this thing will “learn” the opposite.

TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

I'm not even sure about how they could begin to integrate something like this into NORAD. The whole operation's pretty well sealed up in terms of classification, but what I understand is that it's built like a Cold War brick shithouse, even without considering it having been built into a mountain lol It stands to reason that they've been throwing money at it to modernize the analog systems, but I couldn't even speculate about how far along it is or how Grok could be integrated without compromising its integrity. Only time will tell, but it's good enough for a joke as it stands now, I guess.

Whopper would suit it well, both for the scale of the bullshit involved, and the cost.

Gork@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I'm so glad he was finally able to delete that picture completely from the Internet.

TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Me too hahahah

DFX4509B_2@lemmy.org · 5 pts · 1y

Welcome to Skynet IRL. Things were better when there was no chance of your favorite post-apocalyptic fiction, be it Terminator or Fallout or Mad Max or whatever it may be, becoming real instead of staying as fiction.

Broadfern@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

He looks like a constipated toad banded bullfrog in that second picture

Edit: frogs are awesome, this dude is not.