For some bizarre reason, the algorithm behind the adverts on Tinder has decided that what I need in my life is a 135 hp, 13 ton tractor.
I have absolutely no need for this, it would barely fit on my section, and I certainly don't need it for work.
This is the only advert I've seen for weeks on Tinder.
18 Comments
solinus@lemmy.cafe · 21 pts · 3y
buy it for the funny
Ilovethebomb@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 3y
I don't have "buy a tractor for the shiggles" money, unfortunately.
jopepa@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y
Besides 135 horse power corrupts absolutely
jackie_jormp_jomp@lemm.ee · 16 pts · 3y
They're trying to hint that if you had a better tractor, you'd be getting more action
miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 3y
Looks nice, I guess. But I'm into older tractors with more experience in the field.
1024_Kibibytes@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 3y
There's a song called "She thinks my tractor's sexy". Their algorithm must believe you'd be more likely to get a date after buying the tractor.
Ilovethebomb@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
Someone already linked me to that in a different community.
ChickenAndRice@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 3y
Creazle@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y
I'm tractorsexual myself
Cheez@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y
Ilovethebomb@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y
I could use a shed.
Sketchpad01@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y
Why wouldn't you need a 13 ton, 135 horse power tractor??? Are you stupid???
doingthestuff@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y
That's a lot for an underpowered tractor. For $2550 a month you could be way more successful on Tinder though.
discodoubloon@kbin.social · 5 pts · 3y
That thing looks like it has multi-axis bale positioning. You better get on that before you lose your chance.
Ilovethebomb@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
I'm now getting adverts for children's clothing.
octoperson@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 3y
I got ads for South Asian wedding dresses. It knows my gender, nationality, ethnicity, and relationship status, and that none of those are a match for South Asian wedding dresses. They were pretty nice dresses tho ngl.
eldain@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 3y
This is what 'I don't want personalised ads, don't use my data' should look like. I'd be happy to see a confused ad algorithm, it means it doesn't have a clue who I am.
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
I am erect.
XTornado@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 3y
I didn't even know tinder had ads .. althought I guess it make sense since it's free except from some stuff.
discodoubloon@kbin.social · 1 pts · 3y
Zardoz@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
All about that powershuttle
Maddie@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 3y