Since the intestines remove nutrients from shit, does it make sense to keep some shit up your ass? Is shoving your shit deeper up your ass with a flexible (probably rubbery) rod a decent survival strategy?
Since the intestines remove nutrients from shit, does it make sense to keep some shit up your ass? Is shoving your shit deeper up your ass with a flexible (probably rubbery) rod a decent survival strategy?
8 Comments
Cruxifux@feddit.nl · 7 pts · 1y
If you put someone else’s shit up your ass it improves your immune system.
nis@feddit.dk · 4 pts · 1y
Only if it's good shit.
BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y
You can also get some of the shit donors sicknesses, so maybe consult someone before you ram shit you find up your ass.
Cruxifux@feddit.nl · 5 pts · 1y
I’ve been collecting poop from anywhere I can find and jamming it up my ass. I have the immune system of 12 dogs, 3 cats, 14 chickens, a cow, and everyone who’s ever shit in a Porta potty on every job site I’ve ever been on. The only thing I’ve ever got was pregnant.
MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 1y
Pregnant ... with exactly how many different varieties of parasitic worm?
rekabis@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y
Hol’up…
abcdqfr@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Suppositories tell all. But remember, more than two and you're just playing with yourself
AntiOutsideAktion@lemmy.ml · 0 pts · 1y
Shit isn't the nutrients part. You'll give yourself bowel cancer.