I once opened a portapotty at a local sporting event to see a literal mountain of shit rising from the cistern/tank it all goes into that came to a peak about 2 or 3 inches above the seat. I am, to this day, confounded as to how and more importantly why the last few poopers actually managed to get the shit that high without sitting directly on the mound.
I imagine them like those climbers/parkours that go up the walls by pushing 🫷🫸 their hands on both side walls to go up. When they reached the top of the porta potty they started their shitting procedure.
In 2003, the coprolite broke into three pieces after being dropped while being exhibited to a party of visitors, and efforts were undertaken to reconstruct it
Someone's job was literally to reconstruct a piece of shit. If you ever feel bad about your job...
16 Comments
Artemis@sh.itjust.works · 33 pts · 3y
Saw a turd like this in the toilet at school in 2nd grade and I’ll never forget it
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 10 pts · 3y
I once opened a portapotty at a local sporting event to see a literal mountain of shit rising from the cistern/tank it all goes into that came to a peak about 2 or 3 inches above the seat. I am, to this day, confounded as to how and more importantly why the last few poopers actually managed to get the shit that high without sitting directly on the mound.
XTornado@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 3y
I imagine them like those climbers/parkours that go up the walls by pushing 🫷🫸 their hands on both side walls to go up. When they reached the top of the porta potty they started their shitting procedure.
hamburglar26@wilbo.tech · 7 pts · 3y
If you grew up in Texas I saw it too lol
neptune@dmv.social · 16 pts · 3y
And may be......?
transientpunk@sh.itjust.works · 28 pts · 3y
The coprolite was found in 1972 beneath the site of what was to become the branch of Lloyds Bank on Pavement in York, and may be the largest example of fossilised human faeces (palaeofaeces) ever found, measuring 20 centimetres (8 in) long and 5 centimetres (2 in) wide.
KingJalopy@lemm.ee · 31 pts · 3y
Someone's job was literally to reconstruct a piece of shit. If you ever feel bad about your job...
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · -14 pts · 3y
Nice to see our taxes going to good use
VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf · 14 pts · 3y
Was in band called Bum Splitting Turds once. We were awful.
aphlamingphoenix@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 3y
glorious_albus@lemmy.world · -5 pts · 3y
What an Indian day to have eyes.
Edit: unfortunate
AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 3y
What does this sentence mean. What an indian day to have eyes? Ig its racist from the downvotes.
glorious_albus@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
Guess my autocorrect failed me lol
rynzcycle@kbin.social · 11 pts · 3y
May be... Proof that bankers have always been full of shit.
Dogeek@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 3y
It's at least 6.7 kourics!
Stanwich@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
Hmm.. I feel I could compete.