c/bikinibottomtwitter · by MinguPingu@lemmy.world · 3yWebMD speaks 227 points · 6 comments · view on lemmy.world
6 Comments
Smacks@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
I have a rash on my leg.
WebMD: "You will die in five minutes."
XTornado@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 3y
Enough time for a quick one.
DestroyerOfWorlds@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
you have diabetic aidshingles
STUPIDVIPGUY@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 3y
you have cancer and scoliosis and muscular sclerosis. good luck
VanillaGorilla@kbin.social · 2 pts · 3y
What about bubonic plague? I thought I've spotted some swellings
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 3y
Also you’re pregnant