Literally yes

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fmtx@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 30 pts · 1y (2 replies)
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GolfNovemberUniform@infosec.pub · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Wait so me telling 30+ minutes long backstories (and usually forgetting where it was supposed to go in the process) as answers to simple questions is normal?

fmtx@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 1y
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idiomaddict@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Me today deciding that I should take the bus that brings me to a stop 300 meters from the building where I have class on the second floor four minutes before it starts…

Update: the bus was two minutes early and I made it two minutes early, but then I was late coming back from the break (4 hour class) because I thought I could make it to the library 500 meters away, return a book, and back within 15 minutes. I didn’t factor in waiting in line behind others who were returning books.

apprehensively_human@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

1 meter is not very far. I can take a step in 1 meter easy. 500 is not very big. I can count to 500 easy.

But then you realize that actually 500 meters is a half kilometer and you know that a kilometer isn't exactly a short distance to walk in a hurry.

cheers_queers@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 1y

LOL this is the first time i've seen this method written out. I thought that was just me

sk1nnym1ke@piefed.social · 8 pts · 1y
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HenrikMillinge@feddit.dk · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I am never late. I am on the other hand very often very much too early because I don't want to be late.

P00ptart@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

I get to work an hour early. Just to sit in the parking lot listening to music and playing on my phone.

Nemo@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Ah, I refuse to skip lunch, that must be why I'm always late.

hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Ah easy Hobbit mistake

Be more like a wizard then

(also late, but no fucks given)

Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Every masterpiece has its cheap copy.

"I'm on my time with everyone, I have very bad posture"

  • Kurt Cobain
Charlxmagne@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

I got suspended TWICE from school just for constant lates 😐