Fuck golf

Acres of wasted land with a few holes

"You should have children playing here, you should have families having picknick, you should have a goddamn petting zoo. Instead you got these stupid electric carts for you old men with nothing better to do."

I'm forever calling golf trumpball now. Fuck trumpball.

You forgot the lack of mass ecological destruction and toxic levels of fertilizer with the mini golf.

Golf balls come in lots of different colors and designs fyi.

I read the title and expected this to be about some new, bawdy, sport.

Golfing is a reflection of golfers' sexual life. Prove me wrong.

People who play golf often seem to be in a horrible mood too.

A quadriplegic would like a word.