Nvm i'm closing my eyes

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23 Comments

supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz · 24 pts · 1y (3 replies)

False, polar bears are called "polar" because every polar bear is a polar opposite color from every other polar bear.

Natanael@infosec.pub · 16 pts · 1y (2 replies)

180° from white on a spherical color space is white

supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Exactly

robocall@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

taps nose

CatZoomies@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y (4 replies)
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Homesnatch@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

That's okay, Eyes aren't real.

slackassassin@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y

Seeing is not believing.

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

but how can you see if you can't see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?

Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y

When this happens search for "goatse" you should be see it even after your eyes are closed.

NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y

IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

Nice try but this is obviously just another attempt to distract from epsteins list. Still amazing though!

doingthestuff@lemy.lol · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Here I was thinking this was more of the science memes

flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y

I, too, was fooled. Fortunately I went to the loo for a break because nothing was behaving at work. The confused humour was great.

Thanks OP - you've really added value!

Zachariah@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

Ce ne sont pas des ours polaires.

Siresly@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1y

Red bear eat beet. Green bear eat pear.

Chivera@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Mind blown 🤯

robocall@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Seeing is believing

huquad@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y

North vs south polar bear

dirtydocmark@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)
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kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y

Bear titties? Bitties???

Archer@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Hi! I’m a Cosmo Coin!

Cris_Color@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

This made me cackle, thank you

anyhow2503@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Could be a YTP quote

outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1y

Its not tho. Irs a pic of one bear 5wice. I bet that bear roesmt look red or green.

slaacaa@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

If it’s black, fight back

If it’s brown, lay down

If it’s white, good night

If it’s red, shake hand

If it’s green, eat bean