Dont umlaut me

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21 Comments

Dasus@lemmy.world · 58 pts · 1y

Also because you could mine less of the useless ores, or fewer of them, which I gather is the purpose, either way, you'd be mining less.

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 30 pts · 1y (6 replies)

I bet he plays Meinkraft

Johanno@feddit.org · 8 pts · 1y (5 replies)

*MeineKraft!

Oder

Mienenhandwerk

Klear@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Mein Leben!

Peter1986C@lemmings.world · 1 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I think a mine (as in e.g. a coal mine) would be a Bergwerk, not a "Mien".

philipsdirk@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Mine, die

1 a) (wirtschaftlich genutztes) unterirdisches Erzlager; Bergwerk

1 b) unterirdischer Gang, Stollen

The German word for mine is Mine

Peter1986C@lemmings.world · 1 pts · 1y

Ok thanks.

basxto@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 1y

Always those Pincer-Germans

some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 1y

That was more humorous than I expected. It took me a second, but the delay made it even better.

groovyplane@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
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PixelatedSaturn@lemmy.world · -55 pts · 1y (12 replies)

Why was this necessary?

pennomi@lemmy.world · 58 pts · 1y (1 reply)
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FippleStone@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 1y

Probably always been the case...

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Why does a flower spread root to grow? Why do worms dance in the warm soil?

Not rethorical question, it's so they can feed on your decomposing body, doing so will be more productive than whatever you are going commenting stupid stuff like that

PixelatedSaturn@lemmy.world · -17 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Well it's a very very stupid joke. Exactly the kind I adore and I had a very hearty laugh at it. Probably much more than all the people who misunderstood my meaning. What you were doing, exerting such effort to try to insult me over a joke, I have really not the slightest idea. You should really examine for what you want to spend your life, because I have to tell you, this is not the correct direction.

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (2 replies)

If you call that effort, you must be some seriously lazy cunt

PixelatedSaturn@lemmy.world · -8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I meant what I said and I'm not looking to get into some jerkoff with you.

Bye.

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 1y

Sure thing, enjoy jerking yourself, but do you have to announce it here?

0ops@piefed.zip · 19 pts · 1y

If I don't laugh I might die

ayyy@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 1y (1 reply)
PixelatedSaturn@lemmy.world · -5 pts · 1y

Wow! Incredible! Thank you so much! You are brilliant!

hogmomma@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Nah, you're right. This wasn't a good joke. I was going to say something, but you beat me to it. It's got a bit of wit, but it's got too many set-ups. Kills the flow.

PixelatedSaturn@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Actually I liked it enough to comment a sarcastic response.

People hated that lol 😁