https://github.com/Gankra/cargo-mommy rule

https://github.com/Shadlock0133/cargo-vibe

I thought it was a joke, but this is actually viable and even configurable

By default, cargo-vibe will, on success, vibe full strength for 3 seconds.

You can change that by setting CARGO_VIBE_PATTERN environment variable. For example, to set it vibe for 1.5 second on 20% strength, you can do:

CARGO_VIBE_PATTERN="0.2 1.5s" cargo vibe <cmd>

You can also set full patterns of vibes to run, by separating them with slashes /. Here is one example:

CARGO_VIBE_PATTERN="0.4 1s/0.6 1s/0.8 0.75s/1.0 0.25s"

Wait, there's more! https://github.com/funkeleinhorn/cargo-shock

To let Cargo Shock trigger your shock collar use: cargo shock build

To use it everytime you can alias cargo="cargo shock".

Cargo Shock can also be combined with other tools like Cargo Mommy and Cargo Vibe like this: cargo mommy vibe shock build ...

And they have a really slick site: https://openshock.org/

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Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 22 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Now I'm imagining some poor Sub being made to successfully code something in a horrible language in order to unlock a chastity cage 😅

match@pawb.social · 14 pts · 1y (2 replies)

daddy knows you can solve this brainfuck code golf~ you have 3 more compile attempts before your key gets melty-weltyed~

Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Physical keys, in 2025? No thanks, id rather use this wifi accessible remote lock that we got a great deal on the chips for (because they were cracked 10 years ago). /s

match@pawb.social · 12 pts · 1y

remote access by hackers is a feature not a vulnerability >:3

ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml · 12 pts · 1y (2 replies)

That's disgusting, I can't believe there are people who use Rust

TheBakedPotato@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y

🦀

Korne127@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

>:(

JRaccoon@discuss.tchncs.de · 12 pts · 1y

The management at work is always pestering me about how we could improve our developers' performance... :3
Obviously the company would need to invest in some new hardware first. Or maybe BYOD would be better in this case..

Zwiebel@feddit.org · 8 pts · 1y

https://buttplug.io/ for the lazy

serenissi@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

WTF I JUST READ

Korne127@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Hehe I know who inspired you to make this post & where you got that image from :P