I used to walk up to a user's desk, stand tall and say, "What is the nature of your IT emergency? Oh, it's you again. What now?"
(They'd laugh. I never purposefully made my users feel stupid. I have to state this because otherwise someone will come along and say I'm an asshole and a bully.)
17 Comments
MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca · 39 pts · 1y
Outstanding move, Robert. Outstanding. Bravo!
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y
His holomatrix is bigger on the inside.
zedgeist@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
😏
shalafi@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y
I used to walk up to a user's desk, stand tall and say, "What is the nature of your IT emergency? Oh, it's you again. What now?"
(They'd laugh. I never purposefully made my users feel stupid. I have to state this because otherwise someone will come along and say I'm an asshole and a bully.)
BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk · 12 pts · 1y
You're an asshole and a bully.
absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz · 8 pts · 1y
The only way this could have been better if if your username was 'someone'
shalafi@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
There it go! :)
themakara@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
I am so stealing this!
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
He's also The Cowboy.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Maurice?
ArtVandelay@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
screechy guitar noises
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 1y
I wouldn't worry about it .... it's just a hologram
negativenull@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
(with sound)
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 1y
negativenull@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Next time he'll slap Paris so hard he surpasses warp 10
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1y
Slap him into a new Star Trek series
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Slap him so hard he turns back into Nicholas Locarno.