Remove one letter from the title of a video game; what is the plot now?

Final Fantas - people fighting over the last cans of Fanta in the world.

Chrono Tigger - the adventures of Tigger travelling to Christopher Robin's adulthood.

Secret of Man - NSFW

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nevernevermore@kbin.social · 103 pts · 3y (5 replies)

Dadspace - A game of smoking meats and questionable fashion choices

catarina@kbin.social · 19 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Don't forget the bad jokes

nevernevermore@kbin.social · 32 pts · 3y

that's in the DLC - dad loadable content

rocker@kbin.social · 5 pts · 3y

What if I prefer my meats questionable and my fashion choices smoking?

Robtheverb13@kbin.social · 4 pts · 3y (1 reply)

I’d like to play the other games in that series, like Dad Rising and Dad island

Liquid@vlemmy.net · 4 pts · 3y

Don't forget Red Dad Redemption, House of the Dad and Left 4 Dad

Droid_B612@kbin.social · 88 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Moral Kombat. A game where each player fights against their own vices, competing to build the most virtuous character.

catarina@kbin.social · 13 pts · 3y

Kant versus Hume, fight!

Confuzzeled@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

It's just like real life except my vices win!

thingsiplay@kbin.social · 67 pts · 3y (3 replies)

This is such a dum post; love it. Here we go:

Ass Effect 2: Interesting aliens

NeuralImpulse@kbin.social · 39 pts · 3y

With all those close ups of asses this changes surprisingly little

P1r4nha@feddit.de · 16 pts · 3y

Yeah, no plot change on this one.

bionicjoey@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 3y

"We'll bang ok?"

1bluepixel@kbin.social · 59 pts · 3y (4 replies)

Cyberpuk 2077: In a dystopian future where global warming has brought the planet to a boil, desperate hockey players take their game to cyberspace because ice is no longer available.

KMisthebomb@kbin.social · 13 pts · 3y (1 reply)

actually sound like fun

KbinItTogether@kbin.social · 6 pts · 3y

I'm picturing a mix of Tron and Mutant Football League for hockey and the more I think about it, the more I want it.

Singletona@kbin.social · 6 pts · 3y

The longer I think about it the more I want this game.

JonEFive@kbin.social · 1 pts · 3y

Who here remembers Bill Lambeer's Combat Basketball?

Romdeau4@kbin.social · 56 pts · 3y (4 replies)

Metal Ear Solid. A lore heavy game about a man dealing with tinnitus.

gunnervi@kbin.social · 17 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Meta Gear Solid -- a game about the metal gear series

HexTrace@kbin.social · 8 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Metal Gear Sold - merchant game in the style of steampunk Stardew Valley

TurretCorruption@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

Meal Gear Solid: Foodtrucks of Liberty

PelicanPersuader@beehaw.org · 1 pts · 3y

Metal Gar Solid: The adventures of a tanky robotic fish

noodlejetski@kbin.social · 37 pts · 3y

All of Duty - you work in a company which, after several waves of layoffs, has been severely understaffed.

Spaloone@kbin.social · 32 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Alone in the ark. A horror game where you accidentally step aboard the wrong ark and you have to survive against gods rejected beasts.

livus@kbin.social · 9 pts · 3y

I would totally play this one.

Aviandelight@kbin.social · 7 pts · 3y

So basically Ark Survival Evolved 😂

mycus@kbin.social · 31 pts · 3y (1 reply)

I have no Mouth and I must Cream

... I don't want to talk about it

LetMeEatCake@kbin.social · 5 pts · 3y

That made me come up with the friendlier option:
I Have No Moth and I Must Scream

Poor guy just wants a moth.

kyrlios@kbin.social · 31 pts · 3y (2 replies)

The Itcher - a man's journey to free himself from feeling itchy.

Klunk@kbin.social · 5 pts · 3y

Me when living in the tropics

Cloudless@kbin.social · 1 pts · 3y
Zyratoxx@kbin.social · 29 pts · 3y (1 reply)

AMOGUS - Nothing changed

bappity@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

Otome-chan@kbin.social · 26 pts · 3y

Petty Princess Party - instead of decorating rooms you snark about how gaudy everything is

khelmr@kbin.social · 19 pts · 3y (3 replies)

Oat Simulator: the most intense game about preparing breakfast.

Ant-chamber: cleaning up an ant infestation in non-Euclidean space

Stay: a cat tries to stop its owner from leaving the house

Mincraft: a picture of a single block for minimalism

Shove Knight: a game about a knight that fights by shoving enemies off of cliffs

Udertale: goat mom starts a "business" after her teaching does not pay enough for the bills.

Until DAW: only the power of music can defeat the wendigo

Doki Doki literature cub: same game but all the characters are bears

Cloudless@kbin.social · 5 pts · 3y

Stay is like the opposite of Home Alone. The cat sets traps so the owner cannot leave.

Ni@kbin.social · 4 pts · 3y

I think you might have something there with oat simulator and stay!

Ivaldi3D@kbin.social · 2 pts · 3y

I play Stay every day with my cat. I wouldn't play a simulator of things I can do in real life.... right? (Yes, I would)

IggyTheSmidge@kbin.social · 18 pts · 3y

Gran Theft Auto - same as the original, but you play as an 86 year old woman named Mildred.

Andy Crush - dating sim.

Mr_Figtree@kbin.social · 18 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Fallout: New Vegs - a post-apocalyptic farming simulator.

Cloudless@kbin.social · 4 pts · 3y

Here, have a Nuka-Quinoa

EnigmaNL@kbin.social · 17 pts · 3y

Assassin's Reed. A game about an Assassin and his precious piece of Reed that he uses to kill people with.

Timwi@kbin.social · 17 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Pants vs. Zombies: a tower defence game where a clothing shop keeper must protect their property from a zombie apocalypse by throwing jeans, khakis, capris, shorts etc. at them.

swnt@feddit.de · 1 pts · 3y

Well, that's a funny game idea indeed!

DmMacniel@feddit.de · 17 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Pathfinder Kinmaker: It's all about managing your lineage.

Got Simulator: A simulator where you sit in a bus and the kid behind you ask if you have Simulators on your phone

steb@kbin.social · 7 pts · 3y

GoT simulator - Crusader Kings but somehow with even more incest and also dragons.

Nikelui@kbin.social · 16 pts · 3y

Amnesia: the dark decent

A survival horror where you have to run away from a very polite, forgetful monster.

WytchStar@kbin.social · 15 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Dom - a former space marine navigates the lifestyle in a point-and-click adventure with a kinky flair

Otome-chan@kbin.social · 5 pts · 3y
negi@kbin.social · 14 pts · 3y

Mario Art - it's just Mario Paint.
Hearts of Ion - very complicated particle physics simulator.
Imworld - you can trigger challenges at your will.

Timwi@kbin.social · 14 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Keep Taking and Nobody Explodes: steal as much as you can before the bomb detonates.

ScottyB@kbin.social · 2 pts · 3y

So capitalism the game.

gazby@kbin.social · 14 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Husbando had a lot of fun thinking about this:

  • Ears of the Kingdom: The adventures of the ENT of Hyrule
  • Tar Craft: A citybuilder focused on traffic management
  • Ann 1800: Bridgerton - The Game
  • Resident Vil: The sims set in Racoon City
  • The IMs: The Sims, but text-based
  • Okemon: A Jamaican-themed friendship simulator
  • Spider Ma: An RPG centered around Miles Morales' mom
  • Itcher 3 Wild Hunt: A popping simulator
  • Goof War: Just a boy goofing around
  • Oom: Out of mana
z3n0x@feddit.de · 2 pts · 3y

These are pure gold.

geoffervescent@kbin.social · 13 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Microsoft Light Simulator 40th Anniversary- The classic particle / wave physics simulator now allows you accurately model everything from radio arrays and lasers up to particle accelerators and tokamak reactors.

tchotchony@mander.xyz · 7 pts · 3y (1 reply)

The minimum specs for that though...

Cloudless@kbin.social · 7 pts · 3y

Don't you guys have quantum phones?

thetoastmonster@kbin.social · 13 pts · 3y (2 replies)

American Tuck Simulator..

tox_solid@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Use your imagination on this one.

Abreus96@vlemmy.net · 1 pts · 3y

xD lol I don't know why but this is the one that got me!

Saga@kbin.social · 13 pts · 3y
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SoyaSuki@lemmy.ml · 13 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Tom Raider - The guy who invented raiding.

Cloudless@kbin.social · 5 pts · 3y

I thought it was the guy who raids Tom.

Deceptichum@kbin.social · 2 pts · 3y

Best friends with Arkhan Land, guy who invented land raiders?

Anon2971@kbin.social · 12 pts · 3y (3 replies)

BiShock - I'm Christian and unfortunately cannot elaborate further on this sinful content

CynAq@kbin.social · 8 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Do BioSock

Cloudless@kbin.social · 2 pts · 3y

System Sock

hardypart@kbin.social · 4 pts · 3y

Hello Christian

nlm@beehaw.org · 12 pts · 3y

Word of Warcraft - word feud with elves and orcs

clobble_wobble@kbin.social · 12 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Mega Ma - No one's stopping a mother. Let alone Mega Ma

minimar@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

This'd make a good mother's day card.

needthosepylons@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

You had me snorting here, congrats!

LostCause@kbin.social · 12 pts · 3y

Slay the Sire: eat the rich!

MuskX@kbin.social · 12 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Microsoft Fight Simulator 2020

Learn how to fight in photorealistic settings all around the world!

Cloudless@kbin.social · 2 pts · 3y

Would be an amazing VR game with motion control. Just like the dojo in the Matrix.

livus@kbin.social · 11 pts · 3y

War raft: an RPS game set in the ocean.

Grand heft auto: a weightlifting simulator.

kresten@feddit.dk · 11 pts · 3y

Allout - A game about surviving in the wake of a nuclear disaster

techno156@kbin.social · 10 pts · 3y

World of Go - A puzzle game where you have to play multiple games of Go to complete puzzles, and save the world from the enigmatic World of Go corporation.

Deceptichum@kbin.social · 10 pts · 3y

Tar Craft - A liquid based physics construction game.

Mehillus@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 3y

Mehwarrior - Assume the role of a bored military member standing watch over an empty shed.

phi1997@kbin.social · 10 pts · 3y

Hal - I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave.

Tischkante@kbin.social · 10 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Allout New Vegas

Now you're broke!

Gatsby@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 3y

Fallout: EW, Vegas.

Even in the apocalypse, somehow Vegas still feels dirty

RubberColby@kbin.social · 9 pts · 3y

Tom Raider. It's about a guy name Tom Raider. He sells insurance.

01@kbin.social · 9 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Alf-Life 2. It's Gordon Shumway not Gordon Freeman

usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 3y

Alf-Life 2: He's back, in POG form

thingsiplay@kbin.social · 9 pts · 3y

Hollow Night: Drunken Vampires without a life

CynAq@kbin.social · 9 pts · 3y

These are all amazing!

Surviving Mrs: this war of mine but as a dude who got caught cheating.

Loo hero: plumber simulator

steb@kbin.social · 8 pts · 3y

Slay the Sire - Instigate a medieval peasant revolt and establish a commune.

IggyTheSmidge@kbin.social · 8 pts · 3y

Half-Lie - conman simulator

Singletona@kbin.social · 8 pts · 3y

Raveyard Keeper: Your hopes and dreams of making the most fly night club in the 2000's with Bob the Skull as your DJ and hypeman.

BaconIsAVeg@kbin.social · 8 pts · 3y

Words With Fiends - Travel through the planes of Hell debating the denizens.

tox_solid@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y

Okémon. Not as good as Pokémon, but it's fine I guess.

swnt@feddit.de · 8 pts · 3y

BABA IS YO

  • Instead of controlling Baba, they just are cool instead 😎
Xanvial@lemmy.one · 8 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Dot - puzzle game using dots

Cloudless@kbin.social · 3 pts · 3y

Took me a while to figure out the original title. (I never play online games).

freebrick@kbin.social · 2 pts · 3y

OTA 2 - Over The Air 2

Infrapink@kbin.social · 8 pts · 3y

Fir Emblem: An art game where you design a logo for a forestry company.

Dom: BDSM-themed hentai game, emphasis on the DS part.

hitechlowlife@kbin.social · 7 pts · 3y (1 reply)

PaRappa the Raper

Cloudless@kbin.social · 2 pts · 3y

Kick, punch, it's all in the mind.
If you wanna test me, I'm sure you'll find.
The things I'll teach ya is sure to beat ya.

g0zer@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y

Grand Heft Auto - like Crazy Taxi but you are driving your obese aunt around town to run errands while taking shortcuts and avoiding weigh stations (which are in a town for some reason) Racing/puzzle mashup

KidDogDad@kbin.social · 7 pts · 3y

Octopat Traveler. A pixel art RPG where you level up by petting octopuses.

ReCursing@kbin.social · 7 pts · 3y

Alflife - a game about Gordon Freeman's brother Alfred and the troubles in his life

Halflie - as above but now we know the troubles are because of him not quite telling the truth

Sordid@kbin.social · 7 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Grand Heft Auto: An exciting simulator of the daily routine of a weighbridge operator.

YolkBrushWork402@kbin.social · 1 pts · 3y

ROFL XD

VoterFrog@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

Gran Theft Auto - either about stealing old ladies from your car. Or about old ladies who steal cars.

Kaldo@kbin.social · 7 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Elden Ing. An emotional story based game about growing old and facing your own mortality.

Tardew Valley. Less so about farming, bit more about establishing and managing an oil drilling site.

Cloudless@kbin.social · 6 pts · 3y

Stardew Alley - the back streets where weeds are traded

Destructdisc@kbin.social · 7 pts · 3y

Hal -- It's the Sims, except focused on one guy called Hal.
Super Sash Bros -- They're all fabulous and they love to parade about in their sashes!
Dragon Ball Xenverse -- A couple of Saiyans find themselves in the Borderworld and help Gordon Freeman send the Nihilanth packing.
The Matrix: Path of No -- You take the blue pill. The end.

Abel@lemmy.nerdcore.social · 6 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Valyria Chronicles, now a game about the GoT universe.

Porta, now about latin american doors.

The Itcher 3, the world-acclaimed infectious insect bites game

The Sis, the Alabama simulation game

Ree of Savior - The angry quest of a self-righteous paladin

Cities Skylies sounds like a hell of a mystery game. The same can be said about Albion Onlie.

Abletop Simulator, OneHot, Sore and Total War: HOGUN - NSFW

Denvil@lemmy.one · 1 pts · 3y

Total War: All of the Samurai- a game in which you must time travel to the past to gather every samurai throughout history, and build up your samurai army to take over the world

BaconIsAVeg@kbin.social · 6 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Warfame - The Hague simulator where you play as the former leader of a child army.

Singletona@kbin.social · 1 pts · 3y

Fashion Fame is End Game.

iNeedScissors67@kbin.social · 6 pts · 3y

Ass Effect. The whole plot is Miranda in that white jumpsuit.

WalrusDragonOnABike@kbin.social · 6 pts · 3y

Perfect Ark: its just Gurren Lagann.

ladychelseaofthevoid@kbin.social · 6 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Slent Hill - game about a quaint village in Scotland

Minecrat - game about aristocrat miners

The Sms - game about texting people

Bishock - game about bi panic (my kind of game lol)

Resident Eil - game about homebody eels who cant spell

Cloudless@kbin.social · 5 pts · 3y

Silent ill - have covid without telling anyone

smokinjoe@kbin.social · 6 pts · 3y

Chrono Tigger: Pooh Bear in Time

modulartable@kbin.social · 6 pts · 3y

Ax Payne: Max Payne's lesser known cousin, who's staunchly against firearms. Uses axes instead!

tpfm@kbin.social · 5 pts · 3y

God of Ar - idk, pirates!

frozengriever@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y

Ape Legends - a simian themed battle royale

kherge@kbin.social · 5 pts · 3y

Meal Gear. Tactically finding the food machine without being spotted.

harmonea@kbin.social · 5 pts · 3y

Rimword: The margarita bandit strikes again! Can you decipher the clues left behind in the salt on his glass?

needthosepylons@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y

Oman's Sky.

An app to view the sultanate night sky in real time.

UlfarrOT@kbin.social · 5 pts · 3y

Dad Space

"God dammit Billy, if you ask me if we're in the Alpha Centauri system yet, I swear to God I will pull this cruiser over. I'm sirius!"

i_cant_sports@kbin.social · 5 pts · 3y

Death Standing - You play as the Grim Reaper guiding souls into the afterlife.

ripcord@kbin.social · 5 pts · 3y

Allout 3. Arguably the best in a series of post-apocalyptic battle royale games.

FfaerieOxide@kbin.social · 4 pts · 3y

AC Man – 🥵 Dude's just trying to get cool

I_Miss_Daniel@kbin.social · 4 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Fight of the Navigator.
David has to defeat Nasa, kidnap Ralph and the McAdams girl, then go back in time to save the Pukmerin's planet from the comet where they start a new life.

Crackhappy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

Wait a minute. There's a flight of the navigator game??

Lells@kbin.social · 4 pts · 3y

The Itcher 3: Geralt of Rivia is searching for a topical analgesic after encountering mosquitos

kyrlios@kbin.social · 4 pts · 3y

Gang Beats - rhythm game containing songs from the hood

blahaj@kbin.social · 4 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Valorat - a tactical first person shooter where players play as a set of rodents with special abilities

I_Miss_Daniel@kbin.social · 2 pts · 3y

Is there a cooking side quest?

TurretCorruption@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y (2 replies)

A Hat in a Tim - a game about a guy named tim who ate a hat.

Biggiefootsmalls@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y (1 reply)

There could be a whole series of games about Tim:

Ocarina of Tim - Tim loses his beloved wind instrument and needs to find it.

Mario and Luigi: Partners in Tim - Magic Schoolbus style, the Mario Bros head inside Tim to retrieve the hat (and Ocarina) he ate.

TurretCorruption@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

Tim Splitters: Tim gets split into 2 separate entities and must find a way to merge with his new doppelganger.

MattTheProgrammer@kbin.social · 4 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Horizon: Zero Dan.... no Dans allowed

SweetSitty@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 3y

Similarly, Horizon: Forbidden Wes...Wes is an outlaw.

Gru@kbin.social · 4 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Ass Effect

...i better not elaborate

I_Miss_Daniel@kbin.social · 1 pts · 3y

Is the sequel called Seed?

needthosepylons@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y

Allout 4,

A partying simulator (probably a bad one)

avchen@kbin.social · 4 pts · 3y

The itcher - Geralt of Rivia subdues monsters not through violence, but by scritches

Omegahead2@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y

Dom Eternal

You play as Dom from the fast franchise and race demons

swnt@feddit.de · 4 pts · 3y

Cave Tory

  • you're a robot and find yourself fighting against bats and creatures in a cave shouting you their traditional British beliefs (Tory)
Jee@kbin.social · 4 pts · 3y

Ike, a Dragon - Ike becomes ostracized and has to come to terms what being a dragon truly means.

(Alright I'm pushing the rules by adding comma)

Siethron@kbin.social · 4 pts · 3y

Ark souls, bunch of souls going on a journey.

CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social · 4 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Kerbal Pace Program: a game about getting little green aliens to run marathons

Sellaris: a game about being a salesman

NotTheOnlyGamer@kbin.social · 2 pts · 3y

Jeb running a marathon would be hilarious.

CyanPurple@vlemmy.net · 4 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Bloodbone - A really weird hentai game

Asafum@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y

It's a bone marrow transplant simulator!

ScottyB@kbin.social · 4 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Awk: Survival Evolved

It's a game about surviving the most awkward situations you could possibly get into as a modern school kid. Parents giving you the sex talk. Forgetting your gym clothes and having to do it in your underwear. etc.

Bluskale@kbin.social · 1 pts · 3y

And here I thought this was going to be post apocalyptic survival game where you play the part of a rogue AI forced to interact with its environment solely through awk commands.

JimmyTacos@kbin.social · 3 pts · 3y

Final Antasy - RPG about an ant colony?

ChildEater@iusearchlinux.fyi · 3 pts · 3y

Stardew Alley

A game about a new drug dealer moving into town and setting up shop selling crack in an alleyway.

Harrk@kbin.social · 3 pts · 3y

Poly Bride: Bride simulator

Malgas@beehaw.org · 3 pts · 3y

Untitled Goos Game - What's that goo? Do you really want to know? Well you're gonna find out, and several others as well.

scyrp@kbin.social · 3 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Horizon Zero Dan

Kichae@kbin.social · 2 pts · 3y

Danny Sexbang in shambles.

I_Miss_Daniel@kbin.social · 3 pts · 3y

Hostbusters.

It's kind of like 'Hackers'

YolkBrushWork402@kbin.social · 3 pts · 3y

Plants's Zombies, a game about Zombies created from plants

bappity@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

Garry's Od, game specifically designed to make fun of garry

redcalcium@c.calciumlabs.com · 3 pts · 3y

Into the Beach. It's a sexy voleyball game now.

gun@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Need for Seed

Landrin201@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 3y

No no that turns into a hentai game not a bird game

frozengriever@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

DoM - probably NSFW

BigVault@kbin.social · 2 pts · 3y

Mr Shity - he really is a shit.

NotTheOnlyGamer@kbin.social · 2 pts · 3y (2 replies)
  • Battle Hess: you're an ecoterrorist and trying to take down Hess Gasoline.

  • Pirate! Gold: you're a loan pirate, no crew, no support. Good luck finding your family and treasure.

  • Ork: a classic text adventure, all about about going to Waagh!

  • Liberal Crime Quad: You and your team have to commit crimes on the grounds of a school

  • Ill of the Jungle: You're a woman in a jungle in a one-piece swimsuit. You get sick and have to find a place to puke while trying to save the Prince.

HenryWong327@lemmy.ml · 0 pts · 3y (1 reply)

What are the original titles? I've never heard of them before and I can't figure it out.

NotTheOnlyGamer@kbin.social · 1 pts · 3y
  • Battle Chess

  • Pirates! Gold (aka Sid Meier's Pirates!)

  • Zork (aka Zork, the Great Underground Empire)

  • Liberal Crime Squad

  • Jill of the Jungle

They're all older PC games.

MrPuma@kbin.social · 2 pts · 3y

ITMAN - game about eliminating software bugs and glitches.

Gorejelly@kbin.social · 2 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Castevania : Start as a medieval serf. Speak out against society EVEN THOUGH YOU PARTAKE OF IT (you are not very smart). Try to hem and haw your way to becoming a Feudal Lord. First DLC is Primae Noctis!

Atman - Return of the Joker : You are Angry Joe. You have memberships to seven different gyms, and you use them all…HARD. You never wear a shirt. It is physically impossible. As soon as a shirt clears your neck, it kills itself. In this family-friendly brawler, you don’t have to punch or kick anyone! Your basic attack consists of you slapping your chest and saying, “Don’t @ me bro!” and kills everything onscreen in one hit!

A Boy and his Blo : No, wait, come back! I know what you’re thinking. But, that’s not it. See, in this case, Blo actually means cocaine! And fear not, capitalists! “Boy” does not get his Blo for free, certainly not! Instead, he makes use of a certain set of skills he has to “trade” for…ok I’m going to stop there.

Hosts n Goblins : A time management game where you try to be the perfect host, but to a party of stinky gobbos! They will make outrageous requests of you, such as, “What flavor is dis pet?”, “Stabbin forks not pointy enuf!”, “Me needs a patch o dirt for me stinkies”, “My other wheelbarrow is an orc!” and other zany remarks.

Ron Man : Ron doesn’t have any high-tech suits of armor, or magic powers, or special abilities. He’s just Ron. He goes about his day, doing Ron things. Could be fun for a short while, if you’re into Ron things.

Landtalker : You are a terrain therapist. Your clients are dirt, grass, and sometimes trees. They tell you their problems, you take their money. Level up and get access to new patients like sand, bushes, and rocks! Delve deep into their innermost fears! (Spoiler: it’s always erosion).

Pifall : Whole numbers? What is this, a baby’s game?

Sword of Soda : The Stevia is more dangerous than the blade!

StarTopics : The new forum aggregate that is making waves everywhere! Fight against the evil spez empire!

Duchess@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

i remember an ancient flash game called feeed meee or something like that, very similar to the hosts n goblins concept but with zombies. i played a ton of it.

TheBladeRoden@kbin.social · 2 pts · 3y

Turk: Dinosaur Hunter

Brown Bear takes up a new profession

DasNadii@kbin.social · 1 pts · 3y

City skylies - The city sky lies about the weather and you have to find out what the weather really is?

I am bad at it

YFNH@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Guilty Gar - all out anime-inspired aquatic fighting game

Ivaldi3D@kbin.social · 1 pts · 3y

I'm just imagining river fishing in bikinis. There's a minigame where you swat mosquitos before they bite you.

julianh@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 3y

Antchamber - anthill simulation game.

LennethAegis@kbin.social · 1 pts · 3y

Phoenix Wright: Ace Attoney - Basically, My Name is Earl. You have a list of people you wronged and are trying make it up to them in some way.

needthosepylons@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

Old Word : Based Urianger Simulator

Sabata11792@kbin.social · 1 pts · 3y

Neopara. The bakery was never real, you and your haram must escape the simulation. Heart broken, you learn that they are apart of the simulation and can not leave with you...

merc@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 3y

OOM: Who knows what the gameplay is like, it crashes as soon as you open it.

I_Miss_Daniel@kbin.social · 1 pts · 3y
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merc@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 3y

What about just slightly adjusting the kerning

Say, like slightly reducing the space between the "F" and "I" at the start of "FINAL FANTASY"?

Duchess@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

The Sim - it's basically the same but you only directly control one guy. Once he dies, permanent game over.

Haus@startrek.website · 1 pts · 3y

Asteroids -> Steroids

artillect@kbin.social · 1 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Hal: John is a perfectly normal man who lives a perfectly normal life

Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 3y

'Alo: An Englishman in Space

HopingForBetter@kbin.social · 1 pts · 3y

Metrod: Prime - The ACTUAL walking simulator (looking at you, Death Stranding)

I_Miss_Daniel@kbin.social · 1 pts · 3y

Doctor Detrot.

Naive dorky university faculty member by day. Horse amputator with mother issues by night.

I_Miss_Daniel@kbin.social · 1 pts · 3y

The Blue Brothers.

It's a Blues / Avatar crossover.

gaael@beehaw.org · 1 pts · 3y (1 reply)

-COM : multi-awards domain management simulation. Looking forward the DLCs which should add ORG and NET TLDs !

NotTheOnlyGamer@kbin.social · 1 pts · 3y

The Chrysalids are trolls.

TheAmorphous@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 3y

Quaker - 3d barn raising simulator, same nailgun

Duke Fukem - ...