Surprise, bitches!

My favorite is the coffee roulette.

I had a rough night, gonna drink more coffee.

Will I be awake or want to take a nap?

Let's find out!

I'm perpetually between being a startled sack of potatoes and a confused snail.

I'm an adventure!

This is perfect for one of those "what number are you today?" cubes.

I'm a startled sack of potatoes this evening

I wish I could turn off "social delight." I got into a pretty severe car accident last week and everyone I talked to for the rest of the day wanted to be my new best friend.