First, you take the dinglepop, and you smooth it out with a bunch of schleem. The schleem is then repurposed for later batches.
Then you take the dinglebop and push it through the grumbo, where the fleeb is rubbed against it. It's important that the fleeb is rubbed, because the fleeb has all of the fleeb juice.
Then a Shlami shows up and he rubs it, and spits on it.
Then you cut the fleeb. There's several hizzards in the way.
The blaffs rub against the chumbles, and the plubus and grumbo are shaved away.
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MrJameGumb@lemmy.world · 116 pts · 2y
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ShadedCosmos@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 2y
Noooooooo
rockerface@lemm.ee · 29 pts · 2y
Reality is often disappointing
VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf · 2 pts · 2y
That's gonna be my epitaph: "In reality, often disappointing"
Klear@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Unfortunatley that's not going to be your epitapth. You know why.
VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf · 3 pts · 2y
Oh shit, they found out?? flees the country
CaptainFlintlockFinn@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 2y
Totally thought I was going to get Rick rolled
ivanafterall@kbin.social · 26 pts · 2y
It's so much worse. We got truth rolled. :(
Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 2y
Aww, what a shame. At least Bum Farto was a real person, even if Bum was a nickname.
NotNKVD@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 2y
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Yeah, that's what I thought. Way too good to be true.
CitizenKong@lemmy.world · 53 pts · 2y
First, you take the dinglepop, and you smooth it out with a bunch of schleem. The schleem is then repurposed for later batches.
Then you take the dinglebop and push it through the grumbo, where the fleeb is rubbed against it. It's important that the fleeb is rubbed, because the fleeb has all of the fleeb juice.
Then a Shlami shows up and he rubs it, and spits on it.
Then you cut the fleeb. There's several hizzards in the way.
The blaffs rub against the chumbles, and the plubus and grumbo are shaved away.
That leaves you with a regular old plumbus!
andyiscoming@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 2y
The lesser known method of making a Plumbus
egeres@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
I was waiting for the rick and morty ref xd
hypnotoad@sh.itjust.works · 37 pts · 2y
Those are all perfectly cromulent words
Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml · 23 pts · 2y
Sure to embiggen your vocabulary.
Fosheze@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
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hypnotoad@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
Much appreciated
dutchkimble@lemy.lol · 5 pts · 2y
Crom laughs at your four winds from his mountain!
dipshit@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
Tag yourself! I am dillsack.
VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf · 6 pts · 2y
Scungle reporting for duty 🫡
frippa@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 2y
(the nutte sac) 😀🖐️
Blyfh@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
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