Dirty slut for water

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21 Comments

ThePyroPython@lemmy.world · 68 pts · 1y (6 replies)

Yeah it's called being parched and the water in that moment will taste like nectar from the gods.

A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 1y (5 replies)

The person you love can taste like this too. It's arresting

HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 23 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Do NOT vore your partner >:(

A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Haha no i mean their saliva.

I guess other fluids are on the table idk

kautau@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Well I know you're being a dirty slut and all, but try to swallow those fluids before they end up on the table

ByteJunk@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y

I laughed way too hard at this.

"Of course, where are my manners"

outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y

Yeah but you need to filter all the gross proteins and stuff out.

CabbageRelish@midwest.social · 13 pts · 1y

With hard cycling itโ€™s basically standard? Squeeze water bottles with dirty tips and you get to hydrate and cool.

phar@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 1y

Reading that was painful

Flatworm7591@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Level up and try it with beer.

kautau@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 1y

NielsBohron@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

I really and truly am a dirty slut for beer.

zout@fedia.io · 6 pts · 1y

Way ahead of you

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Vodka for the truly degenerate.

Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

My beard catches everything that runs or falls down while I'm trying to ingest it.

Cordyceps@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 1y

Yay, a personal humidifier with seasonal aromas

TimboSlice@discuss.online · 7 pts · 1y

Daily

GoodMonson@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 1y

Yeah, but only on special occasions.

uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I remember a point right after gay was a generic derisive (e.g. That's so gay! = That sucks! ) for a short while I'm gay for meant I like this so much I'd be willing to do sexual favors to get it (e.g. I'm gay for mineral water right now )

Similarly when we talk about architecture porn we mean stuff that would excite people really into architecture. In some places, we still see it. ( Gun porn, food porn, grammar porn, etc.)

It'd be awesome if we generalized sluttiness the same way.

vaionko@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 1y

But nobody is gay for Hans Moleman :(

sundray@lemmus.org · 5 pts · 1y

Many a slip twixt a cup and a lip! ๐Ÿ˜˜