There is barely any Wyoming left after it was harvested so rapidly in the 90's. The parts that do exist are so expensive you would never want to feed it to a child.
In the 90's it was harvested aggressively to the point where the natural place where it grows was damaged heavily from a ecological perspective. It is coming back but the resource is rare so the price is high.
Everything is chemicals. What do I heat now? Can I still eat the "Hungarian Pizza" (Pizza sauce, cheese, onions, jalapenos, salami, bacon) I just ordered?
22 Comments
TragicNotCute@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y
All kids go through that age where all they want is Wyoming, but all you have are puréed carrots. Such is life.
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 1y
When I was a kid my mom gave be a bowl of warm cyanide to put me to rest.
Sweat memories
JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 14 pts · 1y
CameronDev@programming.dev · 9 pts · 1y
I dunno, a nice bowl of Wyoming really calms my kid down. Hasnt made a sound in a few days now.
Death_Equity@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
That's because you sent them to a place that doesn't exist.
CameronDev@programming.dev · 2 pts · 1y
It doesnt exist because they ate it.
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 1y
This is why we need renewables
There is barely any Wyoming left after it was harvested so rapidly in the 90's. The parts that do exist are so expensive you would never want to feed it to a child.
Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 1y
MOM I WANT MY TAR!
Mothra@mander.xyz · 7 pts · 1y
Tar on toast is fine though
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
I, too, like marmite
obsidianfoxxy7870@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 1y
Noooo, I love eating Wyoming. It's the best cross between effective price and good tast. You must hate me. :(
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 1y
It is so hard to find Wyoming these days
In the 90's it was harvested aggressively to the point where the natural place where it grows was damaged heavily from a ecological perspective. It is coming back but the resource is rare so the price is high.
Barrymore@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
Thank goodness I take care to only feed glass shards to children that are neurotypical
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
What if they have celiac as well as autism and want a PBJ?
dumbass@quokk.au · 3 pts · 1y
I grew up eating all of that and nothing ever happened to me!
guynamedzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y
That’s a productivity science pack, not a chemical science pack…
massive_bereavement@fedia.io · 3 pts · 1y
The factory must grow.
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 2 pts · 1y
Kill all the biters first.
howrar@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 1y
With such a glaring oversight, I don't know how I can trust the rest of this infographic.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 1y
Everything is chemicals. What do I heat now? Can I still eat the "Hungarian Pizza" (Pizza sauce, cheese, onions, jalapenos, salami, bacon) I just ordered?
Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 1y
Only if you explain what "pizza sauce" is.
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 1y
Tomato