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c/bunnynewsnetwork · by lagomorphlecture@lemm.ee · 2y

[Breaking News] The hooman is in jail for attempted bunicide using stinky feets.

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3 Comments

RinBunny@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Quite the scare! Is bunno recovering well?

lagomorphlecture@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I am but the hooman got sentenced to give me nanners to make up for stinking me unconscious.

RinBunny@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

Whew. Good to hear. I always have to inspect hoom’s feet before letting her give me pets. I’ll have to warn her to stay far away from whatever stank you into a coma.