c/rpgmemes · by Davester@ttrpg.network · 2y

Look, desperate times call for desperate measures, what can I say?

253 points · 12 comments · view on lemmy.world

12 Comments

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 8 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Does getting married in D&D confer bonuses to your hit die, like how marriage IRL confers a bonus to your taxes? 🤔

theinspectorst@kbin.social · 22 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Almost!

http://dnd5e.wikidot.com/spell:ceremony

Wedding. You touch adult humanoids willing to be bonded together in marriage. For the next 7 days, each target gains a +2 bonus to AC while they are within 30 feet of each other. A creature can benefit from this rite again only if widowed.

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 15 pts · 2y (1 reply)

lmao awesome

I also like they can only do it again if they are widowed.

"I'm sorry babe. It's the 8th day and I need the bonus."

Defenestrator@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 2y

That's why I married a zealot barbarian.

FaceDeer@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y

Animated Spellbook on the subject

GolGolarion@pathfinder.social · 8 pts · 2y

Hail Sylvian, now we just need some penitence armor and a legally distinct soul edge

8osm3rka@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (3 replies)

DnDaddies reference?

Xathonn@kbin.social · 21 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Nah probably just a reference to Ceremony giving 2 married creatures +1 AC

8osm3rka@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Oh right

machinaeZER0@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

That little arc got so unhinged, hahah. Love that show.

Napain@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y

sure sure

TubeTalkerX@kbin.social · 1 pts · 2y

We have a Leroy Jenkins!