I told my mother that I thought Jesus sounded like a fairy tale when I was eight years old. Told her it just didn't sound believable. She's was quite upset. I'm proud of little me.
When I was in Kindergarten, the call of the void got the better of me and I scrawled "I HAT GOD" on the foggy school bus window to see what would happen. I still remember the electric thrill of doing the forbidden. Nothing happened to me, but maybe God is just saving it for when he casts me into eternal flames?
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some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 15 pts · 3y
I told my mother that I thought Jesus sounded like a fairy tale when I was eight years old. Told her it just didn't sound believable. She's was quite upset. I'm proud of little me.
ivanafterall@kbin.social · 8 pts · 3y
When I was in Kindergarten, the call of the void got the better of me and I scrawled "I HAT GOD" on the foggy school bus window to see what would happen. I still remember the electric thrill of doing the forbidden. Nothing happened to me, but maybe God is just saving it for when he casts me into eternal flames?
m0darn@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 3y
Bowler or fedora?
LapGoat@pawb.social · 2 pts · 3y
ummm actually its called a trilby.
H2207@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y