c/lemmyshitpost · by Datas_Cat_Spot@startrek.website · 3yBe safe out there tonight 320 points · 12 comments · view on lemmy.world
12 Comments
DreamySweet@lemmy.sdf.org · 24 pts · 3y
Your ghost spends a whole hour in the bathroom? What are they doing in there?
cre0@kbin.social · 17 pts · 3y
How about you give them a little privacy
name_NULL111653@pawb.social · 7 pts · 3y
Why, doing things with the resident succubus of course...
NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 3y
Look, poor dudes been dead for at least 150 years. It takes him awhile to get things going. It's a natural thing, every spirit has it's moments!
GreenMario@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 3y
Surfing Lemmy probably
Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 3y
I'd just piss the bed then buy a new one
Alico@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y
Ackshaully 4 am is chocolate pudding time
Pinklink@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 3y
Pee is stored in the Guts
Nikls94@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
You‘re safe if you’re outside the US.
All ghosts that haunt houses are Victorian.
Edit: I just realized that „haunt“ is spoken with an O sound while „house“ is spoken with an A sound… oh ingrish…
roon@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 3y
Not me reading this post at 3am
ballogh@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 3y
It's djinn time 😎
shadearg@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
Another incentive to step away from broadcast programming.