Unpopular opinion: 95% percent of all modern programming langueges are either bloated/proprietary/unneccesarily complex. pretty sure C & assembly can do it all (even for web development,

Just because we can do everything in C and Assembly doesn't mean it is a good idea or that we should.

All modern cars are either bloated/proprietery/unneccessarily complex. Pretty sure walking can do it all

Replace C with lisp and you're 100% correct. Even then Rust is better than lisp IMO.

If all you have is a stone, every tool starts to look like a hammer.

Many were increasingly of the opinion that they’d all made a big mistake in coming down from the trees in the first place. And some said that even the trees had been a bad move, and that no one should ever have left the oceans.

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