My super power is the ability to travel the delusion-verse and hold down a job.

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andyburke@fedia.io · 16 pts · 1y

Don't lose this ability. Feels impossible to get back.

umbrella@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 1y
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gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Based, I think!

thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

how do we know they actually have a job though?

gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y

How deep in the delusion-verse are they, indeed...

gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Plot-twist: the job is also a delusion

Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y

Jobs are cannon.

bigtuffal@dice.camp · 0 pts · 275d (7 replies)

@Daft_ish "i'm a conformist no matter what" isn't a superpower, you're literally the breed they're currently culling

Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 275d (6 replies)

Man, youre digging deep. If being a non-conformist means reading a conformists post history like its a novella just to take a jab, Im good.

bigtuffal@dice.camp · 0 pts · 275d (5 replies)

@Daft_ish your posts on political memes got me diving bud, maybe turn on autodelete if your posts are this cringe

Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 275d (4 replies)

Let me get this right. I posted something political making you engage with my content. Thats just the facts.

bigtuffal@dice.camp · 0 pts · 275d (3 replies)

@Daft_ish yes and i found you and your perspective wanting :harold:

does that please you, poster?

Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 275d (2 replies)

I feel seen. Send me an @ next time i trigger you.

bigtuffal@dice.camp · 0 pts · 275d (1 reply)

@Daft_ish post your black friday amazon shopping cart and i'll rip on you for 20 minutes, promise

Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 275d

....

There it is.

Now make good.