I just finished telling the story about a kid who is unsure about eating bugs but confident in which of thier classmates they would eat.....its very helpful as a teacher when your students are not as frightening as your own kids.
lol, she is only afraid of death, tell her consequences of things "will I die?" if no, she is undeterred. shrug growing up my sister wanted to be a government hitman (Because she couldn't grow up to be a mermaid fairy) and she turned out...alright, always was expecting to see her in the headlines...so we'll see, fingers crossed im not raising a serial killer or hanibal lecter.
I mean, prion diseases are very deadly, so maybe just mention it to her anyway lmao
When my son was about 6, he was bouncing around on the furniture, and I asked him what he wanted to do when he grew up - he jumped on the coffee table and said "KIILLLLLL YOUUUUU!!!" Kids are funny sometimes.
11 Comments
Samdell@lemmy.eco.br · 11 pts · 1y
I'm going to eat you up
This is not an euphemism, its cannibalism
The cannibalism is also not a metaphor, its me taking bites off your soft flesh
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
Soo... You're not going to be eating my penis then?
Samdell@lemmy.eco.br · 9 pts · 1y
Eventually, but it will not be for erotic purposes.
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Gosh darn it
riwo@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 1y
yum :33
HexadecimalSky@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
I just finished telling the story about a kid who is unsure about eating bugs but confident in which of thier classmates they would eat.....its very helpful as a teacher when your students are not as frightening as your own kids.
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
So are you saying that your kid is more frightening that this other one?
HexadecimalSky@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
.......that one is my kid
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
That's awesome. Give em a high-five for me, but also warn them of the dangers of prion diseases.
HexadecimalSky@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
lol, she is only afraid of death, tell her consequences of things "will I die?" if no, she is undeterred. shrug growing up my sister wanted to be a government hitman (Because she couldn't grow up to be a mermaid fairy) and she turned out...alright, always was expecting to see her in the headlines...so we'll see, fingers crossed im not raising a serial killer or hanibal lecter.
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
I mean, prion diseases are very deadly, so maybe just mention it to her anyway lmao
When my son was about 6, he was bouncing around on the furniture, and I asked him what he wanted to do when he grew up - he jumped on the coffee table and said "KIILLLLLL YOUUUUU!!!" Kids are funny sometimes.